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    What are we talking about? Oh yeah weed! Cool!! heh heh --------------
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    Please help me! I just escaped from Tent City!
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    What an idiot,He didn't have the weapons. He could have pulled a Kdafhi and been free today to be a tyrant. What kind of moron bluffs a guy who's holding a royal flush! Saddam is toast! The Iraqi will quickly try, convict, and execute his Bathe ass. He is a survivor but I'd bet they will publicly hang him, while people hit him with their shoes. As far as the war goes; write a fricken history book. It's over. There will continue to be insurgents but they will slowly be eliminated. Bush is not through, by a long sight! ---------
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    You're right! Put Saddam back in power; while you're at it, put his sons back in power too. What? You can't!? Oh yeah they're DEAD! ---------
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    If it smells like sushi at the strip club, it's time to find a new club. No No no! If your sushi smells like a strip club; time to find a new sushi bar! Sashimi for me!!
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    Global test this! ------------------
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    Colors of canopy and rig: purple green gold, MardiGras colors. Lived in New Orleans. Name: bob
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    I used to pride myself on dating strippers er exotic dancers, barmaids, and weed dealers. Something about getting for free what most guys pay dearly for. Fun girls; a few might have made good mamas but for the most part hornball nutcases. One really sexy hard core chickflinching in pain; was a burlesque star on the Ms gulf coast. I would occasionally see her show and always pick her up. It was great; but she got busted at a hotel when I thought she was at the club. GoodBye! Too tired for that shit now, give me a hippy chick!
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    tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes. And I tell ya I got no confidence in the pilot. When he makes a left turn he puts his hand out. www.rodney.com/rodney/home/home.asp
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    This thead is too fluffy!
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    Your wish is my command! lookreachpull.com/rvlewis/abuse.html
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    Perfect example of socialism's failure. Goverment's goal is protection of the status quo. Innovation and cost cutting are unheard of. Free enterprise, whenever it is introduced to a socialist economic system stimulates remarkable positive change and lower costs. Ma Bell, airlines, and the web are great examples. The entrenched are threatened by change, hell I liked paying rent on the dial telephones, one phone book, and having to buy a new encyclopedia everytime I wanted to learn about something new. There are very few examples where socialism is better than free enterprise; military and uh .. uh.. One example! --------------
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    I hate fluff, I even scrape the meringue off my pies.
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    On a more serious note ------------------------
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    I lothe you people! I thought I was some self taught programming expert; then I run across this thread. I don't know whether to get excited or slit my throat.
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    Maybe NSFW Tired of being insulted for your politcal beliefs? Try this! Dorky but funny. www.lookreachpull.com/rvlewis/politics_test.html -----------------
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    Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse." 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog
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    This is totally the fault of the owner....that Akita was poorly raised/trained..they can be very affectionate very social dogs. I know several very well, one of which lives with 3 cats and acts as if it were one.... of course the ownerS were stupid in leaving them alone / not introducing them properly Huh!? Dogs hate cats. My rottie is well trained, total verbal control, but if a cat were to wander into his area; especially without anyone home; there would be carnage. Dude, I feel for ya! What a fricken mess, in many ways. What surprises me is that the cat was not able to get up in the air; curtain rod or top of dresser, something. Oh well good luck, I guess both you and your dog will be killing kittens. Funny story!
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    Chicken!? Probably a cock er I mean rooster.
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    Damn I scored 83%. I bet Jeffrey beats me! Funny thing is: I added the test just for the hell of it. Did not realize that it would be popular.
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    I am bad for blowing my top or at least being a dick whenever I feel mistreated as a consumer. I usually feel bad later. After some smoko or a good meal I feel like a ass but it's too late. I feel no pity for other assholes who lose it to some poor underpaid clerk. Thoughts!? ---------------- Asshole/Bitch Test
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    Electoral College? House of Reps. Vote on War auth.? # of votes Kerry made or missed? -----------
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    Man, How often do you raise hell and publicly deride a company because of a mistake. I won't pretend to know the details but don't you think slamming Aerostore on the main skydive community website might be a little extreme? I don't know but I sense that you are a squeaking wheel. -----------------
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    When I was in school; there was a calender with all the past presidents and the current president in the the middle. I know because I was kicked out of school for drawing a toothbrush mustache and swastika earrings on Nixon.( yes I used be a liberal wuss). I was required to write an essay on why you should respect the POTUS. There has to be more to this story, maybe her ancestry or the fact that english teachers are all bitties. I know Rush is all fired up. ---------------
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    According to Dave Chappelle they are - Puppet Penis Problems Check out KneeHigh Park Peace, Z BaaHaaHaa!!!!!!! Thank you for that. That was Snoopdog play'n Dangle