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Wise man sez.....never smoke and fart.... Once I farted in Mullins plane and it cost the load 3000 ft.

This is what I got while bidding and drinking. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2991469804

I think maybe you could call the group.... BIG BASTARDS.... And I will jump with you anytime & anyplace! Think of the possiblities...A ONE TON 8 WAY! Best Regards Max-Mad-MaX 300 LBS EXIT WEIGHT & 320 mph Heads Down!

Al Sharpton is a funny guy. A couple of weeks ago he was in St.Louis eating BBQ ribs. and he said "napkin? napkin? I don't need no stinkin' napkins"

sign me up for all of the tickets .....Cause then I would let himn slowly rot away in Hellllllllllllll

better yet......... 1. raise one very large toilet's lid 2. insert one very obnoxious #%^#%$%&$^& 3. flush 4. call plumber...cause it clogged sewer lines...

1. Open the manhole cover. 2. Chunk Rosie down into the abyss. 3. Weld manhole cover shut.

Anyone know where I can obtain the "Sonic Meat" video? It's a fiberglass cow in freefall wearing a rig. Rawhide is the themesong playing. Thanks.

Got mine from this guy on EBAY. Great service & quality...... Maybe he's the same one in earlier posts. Here's the link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?viewItem&category=310&item=3654613152

Some Texas Jokes for Thursday...... A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's going to steal Henry!" ******************************************** An Texan, a Mexican, and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says, "In Texas, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

Jumping from low altitudes....13,500 or there abouts, how fast do you think that we can go? The fastest in a speed meet may be 350 mph plus or minus. I have hit 320mph myself. Is the 400 mph a realist goal. Post up my speed buddies. Regards Mad max

Greetings and all of that other sheet! I guess that my reasons for jumping with a helmet is that in case of a riser slapping/grabbing my head then I want to keep my ears on my head & not watch them go off into the sunset. Plus it keeps my protraks in place, holds my goggles on etc. Just my 2 cents worth! yahoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yahoooo......just my 2 cents worth or worthless! I have tried to max out my standup speeds. My form is to go into the stand with arms out and then after 5 seconds or so of acceleration, I slowly bring my arms together over my head.

fun Fun FUn FUN!!!!!!!!! SCR...SCS...NSCR....NSCS!!!!!! I believe that Texas & California still do the SCR thang...a lot! If you don't know what the party is all about, then jump to this link http://www.scr-awards.com/ Thanks for the jump. By the way did you bring beer? Pouring and drinking? Muff Muff Muff MB# 3200 AKA PAPA Screw #1 OPSOB#! etc etc .....& other bs.Quote

I belly fly, stand up & heads down. My stand up max is 267 mpn. My heads down max is 320 mph. I find the container to be comfortable, well designed & value priced.... Just my 2 cents worth.

send me an address & i'll send you a cd of a screwcopter....... it's a two way flat with a hanger underneath. have the flats drop a knee and spin it....and you have the screwcopter. -mad max aka papa screw #1Quote[email] -co-inventor of the screw copter