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Titanium was nice enough to bring us a shitload of smoke and a few brackets to be left at the DZ for all to use, and after REPEATEDLY asking that the brackets be available, a strange thing happened... 7:00. Beautiful sunset. 8 way track with a bonus birdman. 3 vids. NO BRACKETS FOR SMOKE!!!!!!! WE GOT HOSED!!!!! The suspect list is short, so FESS UP!!!! Blog Clicky

new jersey kicks ass better food, nicer people we say "fuck" too much Blog Clicky

seven forty five i see no haiku, not yet where are you, chop chop? night jumps in h-town let's break the long running streak watch out for the hill! Blog Clicky

beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. soup is for pussies! Blog Clicky

kneecaps, biotch! Blog Clicky

"Moo!" sound of gunfire... "Moo!" sound of chainsaw... "Moo!" sound of wood burning.... mmmm mmmmm good! Blog Clicky

Yes, young grasshopper. Blog Clicky

I may make it down for the early load... night jump coaching, anyone? Hollister Night Jump Hall of Fame Inductee 2001 Blog Clicky

Regardless of all... many lives were lost and the course of history was changed forever. Any unnecessary loss of life is tragic. I looked at those buildings out of my bedroom window my entire youth, and their absence from thy skyline is a vivid reminder. Blog Clicky

So... who is the "bear" and who is the "cub"? I think Vinny is pitching... he may have to stand on a chair, though! Blog Clicky

"And another thing... I faked every orgasm" Leslie Nielsen aka Frank Drebin to Jane (Naked Gun) Blog Clicky

last post of the day kinko's is too expensive must go back to work Take care all... have a "jumpin'" weekend XXL p.s. Hollister folks: Flugtag fundraiser in the city soon. The "San Mateo" wall will be removed for two nights... that one, and my birthday. Details to follow... Blog Clicky

the mugging was fun even better video you SEEMED to like it Blog Clicky

I will spot you nice fruitloop seb no more I say small canopy equals small... Blog Clicky

"mind if I smoke? NO, mind if I fart?" Steve Martin Blog Clicky

Late beer at the DZ tonight, Seb? Szap will be down w/ me ~ midnight Blog Clicky

Social Butterfly Liz's dance card way too full needs to jump with me! Fruit loops way too fun best at breakoff or above fun at three grand, though Blog Clicky

Mean people suck... Nice people swallow! Blog Clicky

But if a woman is a REALLY good actor... Blog Clicky

I'll do the sprinkler and the shopping cart in the city. We'll feel connected. Blog Clicky

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But... but.... whatever! The wall MUST come down! Blog Clicky

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not sport. Anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Anyone can buy condoms. Blog Clicky

Can you fit us into your social schedule? Blog Clicky

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO This round is R2's, and what he says goes! vive la france!!! Blog Clicky