skydivexxl

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  1. IMHO... full auto? large clips? Can shoot through buildings? Blog Clicky
  2. Are you that bad of a shot? Schoolkids run too fast? In my opinion, you are "over the line" with that comment. Just because someone wants a pistol magazine that holds more than 10 rounds, does not mean that they are out to shoot schoolchildren. Making such vile comments only hurts your own reputation. My own reputation as what? School shootings, as a recent epidemic, are done by... wait for it.... GUNS!!! We have a new sniper here in NorCal. They are using a GUN!!!. We are no longer the hunter/gatherers that all need weapons. I'd like to see someone actually use the 2nd amendment for what it really is... "the right to bear arms to rise up against corrupt governments"... oh wait, gun ownwers SUPPORT this current governments. I don't think manufacturers are liable for the mis-deeds of owners, but we also don't need assault weapons and pistols on every street corner. Blog Clicky
  3. Are you that bad of a shot? Schoolkids run too fast? Blog Clicky
  4. The list dutch dude. sunshine vdudeschoor genoyamamoto belligerent Deuce-dogg Sebazz1 Swoopyswoop Flymsky skyesspot girlfalldown in disguise skydivexxl (sunset.... maybe....boy's gotta work!) plaything chopchop with plaything's vibrating anal bullet gravitygirl lummy? Blog Clicky
  5. Vote #69... tiebreaker for Kerry.... Woohoo! Blog Clicky
  6. Isn't it "cut off your nose in spite of your face?" Damn libs... blah blah blah... Blog Clicky
  7. I like this to show people what I do for a living... http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/skydivexxl/detail?.dir=/Me+Skydiving+(camera+guy+on+film)&.dnm=DSC00299.jpg What to do on the next load after a mal... http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/skydivexxl/detail?.dir=/Skydiving+Photos+by+Andy+D&.dnm=DSC00415.jpg Shows how to keep life "interesting" http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/skydivexxl/detail?.dir=/Flugtag+2003++++Flyditarod&.dnm=SF_FLUGTAG_Fly_Ditarod_low.jpg Blog Clicky
  8. Anybody says Turtle and it's gonna be LIGHTS OUT! [GREEN]T U R T L E ! ! ! ! ! ! Blog Clicky
  9. I still have to ask Kath's permission! Blog Clicky
  10. Good one! BUT... When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother... I would have been your father, but the Rodeo clown, the crackhead, and the leper ALL had lower numbers! Blog Clicky
  11. If there is potential for people too get really drunk and REALLY HURT, than I may shoot up for sunset and then some... I have to ask Kath's permission first. Oh, and bring Green jello... Blog Clicky
  12. Why don't you enjoy a large steaming cup of "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Try decaf! or Heineken... the BIG bottles! Blog Clicky
  13. U G L Y You ain't got no alibi... Blog Clicky
  14. Is this skydiveXXL is a big dick or has a big dick (just checking...) Seems like even in a thread about me, people still make fun of you! I'll take you to lunch and buy you a Wahmburger and some Curly Cries! Bietch! Blog Clicky
  15. Haiku retired for today, though pretty weak! I'll start quick next week. Blog Clicky
  16. I called him w/ 30 jumps. He told me for my size, I needed a Javelin J7 (too big for my main & reserve AND way too short, even though I told him a FEW times that I am 6'5" and 250 lbs). Sold me a used (told me new) PD 218r reserve. Convinced me a Hornet was the perfect canopy (fell apart after 80 Jumps) and sewed the "Call Ralph" banner on the side. After MUCH debate, I traded the Hornet for a used Triathlon (+ $200) that was sold to me as "perfect" but actually was badly out of trim (Aerodyne fixed THAT for free A+++++++) So, make your own conclusion... Blog Clicky
  17. The drunker I am, the greater he becomes, I guess... Blog Clicky
  18. Tell me why, because we can spell? Yeah, that JFK was such a prick! Blog Clicky
  19. [clears throat] Ahem.... If you think a combination of Corky from "Life goes on" + Oliver from "Brady Bunch" inspires envy, then... Blog Clicky
  20. Beat me to the punch I would be offended, but enjoyed sleeping in! Blog Clicky
  21. Like taking candy from a baby! I got gork mad... nenner neener neener! Blog Clicky
  22. I actually wanted to boldface the word believe everytime I used it, but I've been on that soapbox long enough! Blog Clicky