Girlfalldown

Can we get flogged even if we do show up? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks for that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy belated B-day dude! You're in Cali? Damn, I had no idea! I'll see you at Chix Rock! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you. The man asks, Can you unzip my zipper? Bob says, OK. Then the man says, Can you pull it out for me? Bob replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him and Bob points for him. He pees and then Bob shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis? The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, I don't know, but I ain't touching it. It made me laugh!! Hope your day gets better Kari. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I be just razzin him fo his earlier flip out! - aww yea foo. Don't trip! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah.. it's really awesome... (edited cause I forgot to put the winky smiley guy) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sorry guys but I'm not wearing the rainbow thong today so I can't post pics. Not that I would anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Like, uhhhh, no. Why, what's that do? Try it... right now. Turn your web cam on first though so I can walk you through it -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Have you seen my sexy rainbow thong? You'd be excited too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK that one was funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sounds tantric to me. Have you been playing with your pee pee a lot in the last 9 months? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm leaving for Lost Prairie in 24 hours and I cannot get my mind in work mode! All I keep thinking of is 9 days away from here in Montana with great skydives, great friends and tons of partying followed by 11 more days of it in Rantoul! Every time I think about it I start to giggle and my feet feel funny. :) I have got to get some work done but it's just pointless trying. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG did she just flash her boobies???? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Train exit out of the skyvan! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

"Byron Love baby" This is obviously the Byron crew after hours on a Saturday night. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You keep asking for pictures on here but I have yet to see proof of ANYTHING these guys claim. What's the deal? It's really bummin me out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Someone at my dropzone started calling me "the angel of mercy" but I can't tell you why. (Bytchtophoer....bahahahahahha!!!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Once again Pop, please, lay off the crackpipe. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Because it would be silly calling it the 2.651515 high club. Duh!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No shit. Get to about five and they start shaking uncontrollably. Six and their eyes roll back in their head like a sleeping dog's. Seven and they start to drool. The shaking and the eyes rolling back in the head I can deal with. The drooling... I dunno, it just gets to me. So now I stop after six. Sometimes the drooling can come in handy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Scrunchy face, barking noises and crying kinda scary. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Have you ever seen a guy have multiple orgasms? It's a scary thing after the first 2. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So you're saying you're not on the pill? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's true. I was sitting in the back watching the whole thing on the overhead projecter. We gave them a standing ovation. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)