Girlfalldown

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  1. I was a complete dumbass just now. I sent an IM to my boss telling him our new guy was a genius but instead I spelled it genious. I'm going to hear about it for the rest of the month I'm sure. I also type "just a sex" a lot and "abou tit" Anyone else? Got any other good ones? Edited to add: HA! I spelled embarrassing wrong! I suck!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. That's not very nice! In Illinois the awesome Wal-mart staff spent over an hour with me helping me choose my toga! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Not sure what company it was that advertised that policy but when I was 16 I worked at The Broadway and they had that same policy. One day a woman came in and returned 4 brand new tires without a receipt. The Broadway accepted them and gave her a store credit for the listed price of those tires. They had to call around to some tire stores to find out what that was since they have never actually carried tires!! I thought it was hilarious and always wanted to go out and buy something like a huge vibrator and try to return it to them.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I have a lovely bunch of coconuts! LAH LAH LAH PUB FOOLS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. To think all this time I thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Not if it was a gift. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Grump grump grump.... Remind me to buy you something totally useless from Target for your birthday. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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  9. I do NOT recommend opening in a track on a Sabre. I used to jump a Sabre 1 and although it won't happen all the time they are known for their occasional slammers for what seems like no reason. Just be careful and slow your ass down! I jump a Cobalt too and I always pitch in a track. It really does like it. The faster the better! But that's a totally different canopy.
  10. HA! I actually made someone ill! YAY! My work here is done. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. try loosening or tightening the black football looking thingy that floats on the top of the water. Or bend the bar down a little to put more pressure on it when the water fills up. You can also try taking the link on the chain down a notch or up a notch. Just do one thing at a time though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Oh Bonnie you have to do it!!! Someone please take pictures. I can't believe I'm missing this one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. No no no! It should be bukkake! (sorry, spam overload) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. You just had to bring that up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Wow! For once I'm actually glad I'm not going to be in Byron this weekend! That's not really true. I'd love to see all of our hotties running around in speedos. Luckily Byron has some nummy eye candy that might actually look good in speedos. Heck its more than most of them wear on a normal Saturday night! I honestly thought you guys were going to do this during Chicks Rock though. What changed it? Are you still doing Dicks Rock? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Richard Bach has several that lit my world up a bit. Johnathan Livingston Seagull ( a skydiver's must read) One (made my heart ache) The Bridge Across Forever ( a lovestory) Illusions, The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah These are actually pretty old so they might bore you a bit but it's definitely reading that makes you want to grow. For fun I loved any of the Hitchiker series by Douglass Adams but again those are old. I mostly read Anne Rice now. I have a thing for wanting something untouchable and it seems to go with the theme. Then there's Stephen King. This isn't helping is it? You want new authors.. eh nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I so don't get it. It could be the fat glass of wine I had though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. What what what? Say it aint so Andy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. I'll join ya in about 3 hours! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Oh my gawd! I had no idea Toyota makes a van! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Bill are you drunk? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Hmmm...I've been meaning to visit Colorado and meet up with some friends. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. :) that was good! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. It's really bad in there. Don't go in there. I feel all upset now like I've been in some sort of altercation... and I didn't even post. Somebody tell me a dirty joke or something and save me from this panic attack I feel closing in on me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)