Girlfalldown

Today's horoscope is brought to you by: McNeill79 (I don't care if it's a repost. It's still funny) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you tend to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are stupid. PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a coward. Pisces people screw animals. ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick. Aries folks are most likely to cause stupid car accidents and work for the IRS. TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual, however you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest and frequenting hookers. CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off and that is why you are on welfare and will never be worth a shit. Cancer people make excellent government workers. LEO (July 23 - Aug. 20) You consider yourself a born leader while others think you are a pussy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thieves and bastards. Saddaam Hussein is a Leo. VIRGO (Aug. 21 - Sep. 20) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You can save the money for a flashy car, but still can't get laid. You are cold and unemotional always fall asleep during sex. Virgos make excellent bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep. 21 - Oct. 20) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely queer. You can't hold a job and fuck up every relationship. Libra women make excellent whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO (Oct. 21 - Nov. 21) You are a shrewd business type and cannot be trusted. You always achieve the pinnacle of success by fucking your friends and business associates. You are a cold-hearted and ruthless son-of-a-bitch. Scorpio men have tiny pricks. They are always car salesmen or lawyers, and usually end up murdered. SAGITARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Sagitarius people are drunkards and dope fiends. People laugh at you and you are always getting fucked. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns lay around all day eating Doritos while watching talk shows and soap operas. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday LISA! Have an awesome time at Willie Nelson tonight! Ooh I found the song! I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh YUM! I love you! That's so sweet. Don't send them to my dropzone. I won't be there for months. I'm grounded til my spine heals. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And yet another reason why GFD is so cool. You know what they say....The darker the...eh nevermind How you doin baby? Seriously though if someone puts a bag of those dark chocolate Eminems near me I'm going to start foaming at the mouth. I haven't had sugar in a week. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

At least you didn't lose your hard on. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What were you thinking...turning a thread about Eminem into something about nipple-biting?! That's just rude! Blues, Dave Eminem? Plain, peanut, or almond? Dark chocolate all the way. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm looking good in my red bandana! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's Wednesday and you know what that means! GET IN THE PUB! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Kick his punk ass to the curb and stomp on him a few times for me. Don't forget to aim for the balls and the kidneys. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's cause you can hear the loving tone. "Honey, would you make me a sandwich?" "What's the magic word? "Bitch" You always know the right things to say to make me swoon. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're cruel. I can't help it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My home DZ is Bay Area Skydiving in Byron but there are a bunch of other great dropzones just a bit further out like Davis, Hollister and Lodi. You can check them all out and see which one you like the best. Each has it's own charm. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

HAHA SUCKAH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

aruh? Sell? I'm single handedly keeping them in the black. BUY DAMMIT!!! You're "borrowing" product from them and think you're contributing to the bottom line? Well, I guess if you're eating there every time you stop... that might be helping out. You're probably returning it with a fee attached. I'm sure you don't get the entire amount back from what you paid for it but what the hell do I know? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Just cause He is male, 200lbs and isn't an instructor doesn't mean he can't give advice. What if he was a senior rigger? and had 2000 jumps and has been observing this female's landings..... then would it still be wrong for this guy to give her advice???? I am sure you were refering to a specific incident. I just like to debate. Hi sweetie. Your forum is right here: HERE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not sure what service you use but I know with my service I always have coverage issues when I drive long distances. Walkie talkies are a great alternative. So you're moving to SF? SWEEEEET! That's where I live. We'll have to throw you a welcome party! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nah, I just enjoy fucking with people. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If you're going to do that - go to Cracker barrel! You can turn them in at the next store down the road! Cracker Barrel ROCKS!!! I didn't know you could do that! That's awesome! I've never seen a Cracker Barrel in California though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Krisanne's reading my mind again and she beat me to it. New suggestion, paddletalk! Make up a flip board with a bunch of large lettered words and stuff on it then when you pass cars with kids you can hold the signs up with stuff like: You're dad's cute! or Tell your mom to get off the phone and drive! Use a thick black pen so they can see it and only show it when the kids are looking but not the parents. Then hide it when mom or dad looks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ooh my secret is out! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't usually have road rage but this morning I had to flip someone off: I was getting off the freeway. There are two lanes that veer to the left and merge onto another street and I was in the far left lane behind a cab. He was behind a minivan. People in the right lane kept turning because there weren't any cars but the stupid retarded minivan just sat there so the cab starts honking and the guy doesn't move. Then I start honking with the cab and finally after a minute of this the guy goes. The cab and I eventually pass him and we're all at a light with the cab one lane over from us sitting there waiting for the light to change. This is at a light with like 20 cars in front of us at a dead standstill. The stupid minivan is behind me and the a-hole driver starts honking like a jackass. I do what's right and flip them off. I look in the rear view mirror and the passenger is kind of making a "not you, the cab driver in the next lane " pointy hands gesture. I just flipped them off again. I wanted to slam my car in reverse and pound into them but I was a good girl and just use my finger. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK you two, either start the dirty, sweaty, sexy talk or take it to PMs. Sheesh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oddly enough, that sounds childishly psycho! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have no intention of upsizing. On my next BASE jump, maybe I'll consider it. BWAHAHAHA! Please make sure someone videos it for our viewing pleasure. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Please PM us your resume, dating history, STD history (or hopefully lack there of) and a couple of naked shots. A video of you in action might be helpfull too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)