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  1. heh... they have a lot more, just don't ask me how long my "rental history" list is!
  2. i'm not going to post my queue, here's why: did i mention i like to watch movies ------- ...
  3. some of us _like_ body modifications of (almost) any type let's not be too quick to judge people based on decisions they made. (in this case it's okay... the guy called himself an idiot after all
  4. heh... me too.. that and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... the part where they're searching for hidden children in the toy store, or whereever that was, gave me nightmares. ------- ...
  5. my parents actually dis-like my rock-climbing more than my skydiving... they actually both started the s/l progression back in the 80's and were both 1 jump away from their first freefall before my wussy brother (around 8 or 9 (or 10) at the time) got scared and made them quit! of course i bought my brother a tandem for his 29th birthday and he loves it! :) my sister actually was injured and has some troubles to this day from a bad s/l landing (her 1 and only jump) a few years ago, and that didn't affect their opinion of me jumping or their own desire to resume one bit. ------- ...
  6. jeez... where do i get a suger mama so i can do that! ;) ------- ...
  7. i don't mean to hijack the thread, but i'm also a bit on the floaty side, and i've seen a little of vest vs. belt, but i haven't seen anyone mention weight pockets sewn onto their rig. i know sunpath offers this as a factory option on the javelin... any opinions on those? ------- ...
  8. guesswhere

    PW's???

    nah... the drunk kind... why else would one say: ahem: Thunder... Thunder... Thudercats.... POST-HOOOOOO! ------- ...
  9. Bah... Humbug... VIM is all you'll ever need!
  10. funny you should say that, because i recently flew polish air, as we're approaching the airport i hear the pilot say "jeez... look how short that runway is!" the co-pilot looks and asks, "how are we supposed to land on _that_!" "well", replys the pilot, "here's what we'll do... as soon as we land i'll hit the brakes as hard as i can, you throw on the thrust reversers... and we'll stop on a dime." so we finish our approach... the plane touches down at the very begining edge of the runway... the pilot hits the brakes... the co-pilot quickly throws on the thrust-reversers, and the whole plan shudders to a halt" as we exit the plane i hear the pilot say, "boy, that was close... this is the shortest runway i've ever seen" "yes", says the co-pilot, "but look how _wide_ it is!" ------- ...
  11. I don't! i kick bums on the street, and steal money from orphanages! and (don't tell anyone this tho) i once helped an old lady cross the street, but half way across, i tripped her, stole her cane and left her in the middle! ------- ...
  12. ugly virgin seeks female for sex of any description. uglyvirgin@hotmail.com (edit to add stupid smiley so people think i'm joking ) ------- ...
  13. I personally like my old yates "big wall" harness ;) ------- ...
  14. yeah... we had one of those in our office made of paper mache... needless to say, we beat if off till something came out... because it was a pinata. and candy came out. ALRIGHT.... leave me alone... i didn't mean it that way!!! perverts ------- ...
  15. guesswhere

    We made it!

    whoa cool... what days were you in vegas? i was just there fri-mon... i may have ogled you and didn't know it >:-) ------- ...
  16. whoa... your a lot smarter than i am.... how did you do that? ------- ...
  17. sucker... don't be so easily taken in, they are a myth ;) (hmmm.... why is there no devil smiley in these forums? >:-)) just ask anyone who was in vegas w/ me last week ;) ------- ...
  18. damn we get an alouette II every now and again, but it's $40 a jump... i never realised why my ass hurt so much after. ------- ...
  19. we have a pond at my apt. complex, and i look down into it every time i cross over it to check my snail-mail... does that count? ------- ...
  20. i'm torn... go for the old CO team? or go for the team that swept the red wings _and_ beat the team that beat my team (Aves)? i think i'll go for the ducks... besides... Emillio Estevez is cool! ------- ...
  21. i'm still try to figure out a way to jump my unicycle :) ------- ...
  22. this past weekend i just got under canopy and watched another jumper pull a ways away... i nearly pissed myself watching him pull, snivel, snivel, snivel, snivel, snivel, etc.... back on the trailer, i asked him if something happened on that opening, he stared with a blank expression for a sec... the a look of comprehension filled his eyes. he said "no way dude, this is a spectre" moral... i guess we all have different comfort levels, i got scared watching what he considered a normal opening. (note: he doesn't roll his nose, or do anything to slow down the opening at all) (edit: oh yeah... this is at the same dz as the "aad incident in colorado" occured) ------- ...
  23. 33... i found a good deal. plus, i wanted to hook up w/ the girl selling it, and i figured that just throwing down that much cash would make it seem like i was rich, and therefore had a big penis... hmmm..... wait.... was that out loud? ------- ...
  24. WHOA!... slow down there chief... how many fingers/toes do ya think i have?! ------- ...