wildcard451

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  1. God is this what you people do in here? I've gotta entertain myself for 60 days on this...... *grumbles* Say what??? Are you saying you got banned from The Bonfire for 2 months??? What the fuck did you do? Can't say. greenies will eat me.
  2. God is this what you people do in here? I've gotta entertain myself for 60 days on this...... *grumbles*
  3. *Down* to 212? How big were you? I got up to 184. Now I don't feel so bad. Mid 220s last time you saw me. Have been there for a while.
  4. Whoa, sorry. My length got away from me there. Not like you have ever had that problem. look in the mirror and repeat after me. "Size isn't everything." Whatever makes you sleep better at night man. even w/ my little dick i can at least look down and see it over my belly... i know what you look like brandon and i know that hasn't happened in a long (sic) time. I can make my belly smaller though. What else you got? Then why haven't you? Wait til you see the video. I'm down to 212. Life's getting better in that dept.
  5. Whoa, sorry. My length got away from me there. Not like you have ever had that problem. look in the mirror and repeat after me. "Size isn't everything." Whatever makes you sleep better at night man. even w/ my little dick i can at least look down and see it over my belly... i know what you look like brandon and i know that hasn't happened in a long (sic) time. I can make my belly smaller though. What else you got?
  6. Basically..... "BAD KAREN" That's the best kind.
  7. Whoa, sorry. My length got away from me there. Not like you have ever had that problem. look in the mirror and repeat after me. "Size isn't everything." Whatever makes you sleep better at night man.
  8. Whoa, sorry. My length got away from me there. Not like you have ever had that problem.
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  10. As medical, you should be happy with just knowing that everyone on the list is .... healthy? that might be a bit too much to hope for.... maybe not "as sick"... Sweetheart, we're all so far from healthy that it isn't worth our time to try....
  11. I love this guy. Not in the gay way, but in another way, this it not gay.
  12. It's like three parts of blonde heaven wrapped up in some Good God with a little splash of DAYUM just to make it taste right. Not many woman make me drool, but she'll do it.
  13. Damn. No awards won. No nominations. I'm hurt. Well, not really.
  14. -The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.- Ever have that day that you think your override switch is going to break?
  15. Mine is still correct. It's the only possible ending.
  16. Or, to everyone else.....fucking funny. oh indeed. gotta show sudsers that one. nice bit of noveske kit on that one too. arg! Shut up pencil dick. god i love it when you PA me brandon. makes my micro go macro. Yet all you find when you do the deed is moisture. Call us when you hit land.
  17. Or, to everyone else.....fucking funny. oh indeed. gotta show sudsers that one. nice bit of noveske kit on that one too. arg! Shut up pencil dick.
  18. Or, to everyone else.....fucking funny.
  19. There are some that would say that no head pulling is necessary . . . But pulling hair is so much more fun.
  20. 30 posts and no panties. You all fucking suck.
  21. Instead of the movie, here is a look at how the event really happened. Pretty cool little read. http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/apr05/2697/1
  22. The following diagram should help:
  23. When I was in college, and my mother would call me on saturday mornings and wake me up from my hangovers....well, let's just say that I shattered all perceptions of her innocent young man at that point and time. Time has also taught her to not ask questions that she doesn't want an honest answer to.