wildcard451
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Holy shit dead thread walking.
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that's only a problem if you are a limp-wristed pussy. In which case, someon will probably be donkey punching you.
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Could be, but you can't safely fall asleep afterward! Walt Just donkey punch the psycho bitch. She'll sleep like a baby.
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What the hell happened to the rest of this week? I blinked my eyes and here we are. /stupid time.
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dear god man, I cannot even put into words how hard this made me laugh.
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she could use a sammich. pointy elbows too.
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I got a better idea for ya...how about waiting until they are packing their rig, and then run full speed at them, try and jump over them, miss and kick them in the head. You're pretty good at that If you don't try to get out of my way I won't hit you. I cannot be held responsible for the fact that you ducked your head right into my foot.
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I love helping people out but I am sick of ungrateful people.
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a tazer will work. enough shocks and you will condition him to turn the right way.
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All milk is organic. Fucking hippie.
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You know, I remember somewhere a while back seeing something in one of those "cute" little email things about the cost of a gallon of gas versus gallons of other things. One of them was something like don't you wish your car doesn't run on milk? (as far as price goes) I wanna find the fucker who gave the gas companies that idea and kick them square in the jibblies.
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sweet zombie christ.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you didn't know what to do, but yet looking back, you have no idea why you are that mad? I dislike this feeling.
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Not yet, but eventually I will. I'd alos like to end up volunteering for project smile.
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Yes maam. I will behave. Probably the only way to get wildcard to behave is to give him a little vacation. That fucker just doesn't listen to anyone anymore. Personally I think this forum would be better off without him for a little while.
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Ya know, the sad thing is, if this WAS a story about Jack Johnson the singer and his "struggles" to make it in the music industry, it would probably get alot more response. Too right. You'd have all the vapid little teeny boppers in here fawning over him. or something like that. Jack Johnson was a badass.
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wait for it.... wait for it..... 09:10:11 12/13/14 I win.
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What about taint? Surely that will satisfy his new craving for dark chocolate....
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it will happen again in the afternoon. Nope. that will be 13:02:03 I'm a civilian. In our world, there is no 13 o'clock. Me too, but still
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it will happen again in the afternoon. Nope. that will be 13:02:03
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: 9 : 2 Hot shit skydives all weekend. First Paid coach jump First paid video jump Just a hot shit fucking weekend!
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Shut the fuck up you dirty Aussie. Eggs. Scrambled with cheese. Or Over easy. Fuck you and your french toast. Go have form French toast with those cheese eatinf surrender monkeys. The cool kids will be over here at the grown up table eating our eggs.
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What a bunch of cocksuckers.
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No one wants a dirty hippie for a neighbor anyway
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Yeah. Right. Never have, dunno if I ever will. Just seems to be a waste of energy to me.