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Like I'd complain. No chaperone needed for that ofc visit.
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You man up, quit being a fucking horny little boy, and realize that, as karen said, this is just more fucking paperwork. For the record, my first vag exam was taught to me by a 24 year old mother of 2 as a standardized patient, and had I not known, I would have HAPPILY taken her home from a bar. She was a fucking knock out. However, it's just no thing. You do your job and trust me, there's no feeling to it. however, being nose to lips is quite a more natural location than the first time you have to grab some guy's junk to swab him for the "sailor's shore leave lament". That's when you need to worry if you pop a boner you sick fuck.
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In this thread, we ROFL at Britney Spears and Ebay
wildcard451 replied to gontleman's topic in The Bonfire
Holy shit where have you been? This is only a limited engagement posting. Thank fuck for that you sooty wanker I love you too, you fat sterile fuck! Come to dublin you little shit. -
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wildcard451 replied to gontleman's topic in The Bonfire
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Not remembering things from Dublin can be a blessing. Just go with it.
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Hell no, that wreck had no bearing on that last head to head between harvick and martin. Bravo for not throwing the yellow and giving it to martin like that. Harvick ran on him, and beat him fiar and square. I don't like the outcome, but to toss the yellow would have just been fucking weak.
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as much as I don't care....fuck harvick for beating martin. Woulda been nice to see him win it.
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then you obviously aren't looking hard enough.... must be an IQ thing, once you get above a certain IQ you miss frivolous asanine stuff still dont get it. I was chatting with someone ealier tonight about boobie placement on necks You've got it backwards. When you actually reach a high enough level, you'll get the key to the super secret washroom. Until then, quit trying to be smug. Ass. But it's what I do and it's spelled ARSE unless you are using the contraction from Jackass *golfclap* for making me laugh. How about fucko? Does that work for you?
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I would sell mine for $5, but I saw what that did to Bart, and quite frankly you big milhouse looking fuck...bite my shiny metal ass.
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then you obviously aren't looking hard enough.... must be an IQ thing, once you get above a certain IQ you miss frivolous asanine stuff still dont get it. I was chatting with someone ealier tonight about boobie placement on necks You've got it backwards. When you actually reach a high enough level, you'll get the key to the super secret washroom. Until then, quit trying to be smug. Ass.
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then you obviously aren't looking hard enough....
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Pizza is the fucking shit. Carry on.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5TRkvGVD38
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go for 10.
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Last time I checked, I thought you had a thing for baldies? Sure, but I'm not into the ladies. Did I just refer to Britney Spears as a lady? yup. go get your head checked.
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Last time I checked, I thought you had a thing for baldies?
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that scares the pandas. and no one likes scared pandas.
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Yes. It might be hard to get used to the wide angle view. And the normal view might be useless because of the problem you mention. However many people like it (wide angle view) while driving, too. Sure, but you're the first genius I've ever heard mention of it skydiving. The other option is to actually learn to fly your body through the barrel roll so tyou keep tracking, and not have to attempt to rely on Another piece of equipment. And if you go and tell me that you can see everything with some mini wrist-mount mirror that I can see as I roll, I'll just laugh at you and be on my way, cause there's just no way. And for the person who asked what happens if you track to 2500 and roll and see someone? 1)turn and track a little more 2) don't wait until right at pull time to roll. Roll as you are tracking off. that way you still have time to correct something you may see above you.
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Salmonella is good for you. It thins the herd.
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[replyRIGHT. Because you only make it up this way every 2 years or so. Edited to add: "fucktard". Bitch. And yeah, I know.
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Mexican Food? I need to come drink with you again so you can find a new story to tell. That's kind of the point, a$$hole... it's 4 hours each way fucko.
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nice tits. yours?
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Mexican Food? I need to come drink with you again so you can find a new story to tell.
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What do I get to do?