wildcard451

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/cosmo1111/slit_wrist.jpg Yes, that's a slit wrist. What's your point in posting that without some commentary?

I mean I understand his frustration. It was very very A.M. And I'm not saying that I didn't agree. I just couldn't believe that the words were actually said. But yeah, if you're gonna wake me up do it for a good reason.

If it was only superficial cuts, he was just trying to get attention and not really kill himself. If he really wanted to, we'd be reading his obit. So I had a partner once, picked up this wacko chick one night who was trying "to kill herself" by cutting her wrists. She went the wrong way. So I'm driving, and they're in the back, and she's freaking out and I hear my partner spout out "What the hell, you didn't even do it right...what's wrong with you?" Now, I'm a sarcastic asshole sometimes, but that one about made even me almost wreck the truck in amazement.

We can't all be. J/k. I'm just a dumb kid that has everyone fooled. I've known ya long enough to know that you won't be too taxed from a thinking perspective. From a workload perspective though I can make no promises.

"superficial cuts" What a pussy. If you're gonna do it do it right and don't be a drama queen about it. That being said, why did I even care enough to write this?

It's hard, but they like to talk tough to make it sound harder than it is so you'll take it more seriously. You shouldn't have any problem with it.

Enough : 0 : 0

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html?type=wmv Ok, old school fuckers, someone own up to these.

nah, I think that's just me. No sense blaming the hair for that. At least you get points for self-awareness.

LFG makes me cackle. Also, http://www.explosm.net and http://www.penny-arcade.com

Have fun. EMS is a blast.

Just don't poach off your kitty's meds.

You have no idea . Actually I'm pretty sure this is one concept in life I have a pretty firm grasp on.

Nuke it, Nuke it! Sorry. I've been up studying too, so I kinda feel your pain.

Quit using logic. This is not the place for that kind of thought.

Have you tried rubbing your kitty?

That fat bastard would put me over the weight limit If you would stop packing those sex toys you might have room.

Naw, i got fucked earlier this evening...still got the whip marks on my back. So much for my Invite. Hey squeak! Pack grue in your luggage.

Oh we're all fucked now.

Thanks ostrich. I figured someone would be able to clear this troll's accusations up fairly quickly. That being said, see you all out there this weekend if I can drag my butt out of here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5quo2APwcZk Deliberately stolen from fazed.

1st off I'm the person who video taped the landings so I guess I know better than Billy Vance about what went on that day. Billy needs to get a life, I don't see him posting any videos of him doing any demos. I'm also the owner of the website www.2020vertical.com and I'll just ban any linking from dropzone to my website and put a stop to any video being watched from these forums. 2nd, the police were swamped with more people than was expected so they had to use the original landing area for public parking instead. This happened about 20 minutes before jumpers out. So we had to go to an alternative landing area that had not been discussed much less looked at. And by the way the public couldn't even see the landings from where they were at a 1/4 mile away. Then the stuff you don't see, powerlines, trees, guy on a bulldozer, a big sloping hill going the wrong direction, etc.... prevented the landing from being up wind. And the smoke canister that was suppose to be setoff on the ground failed. So Billy needs to shut his mouth until he can show us some video of him doing something better. Oh and by the way the public was in awe and treated the skydivers like celebrities. So ultimately the skydivers did their job and thrilled the public and stirred up some interest in the audience for skydiving. Mission accomplished. Thanks for the clarification. And the laugh. One question I do have though... Why did you all decide to go ahead with a demo where the crowd couldn't see the landings, into a landing area that you hadn't scouted, with a shitload of landing hazards? Why not just scrub it since they scrubbed your demo area, rather than risk the landing into a sketchy place? Just curious.

I'm not going to debate the issue of the out-of date reserve with you. I'm sure an error like that can happen, although I hadn't heard of this one. Can you provide the date on which this happened? As far as these other allegations, I find it very hard to believe that the riggers responsible for maintaining the student gear there would pencil pack anything, and as stated before, why wasn't the reserve data card changed to match? Please enlighten us all on this past evidence that you state "allegedly" exists. I'd love to hear about it, as I am sure the riggers involved would love to know about it as well. Do us all a favor, and put some validity behind your claims, rather than an anonymous poster that has only come out on the forums to post a landing incident at this DZ and now these allegations. If you have a problem with SOI, then cowboy up and be heard. If you're just gonna slam them anonymously, move on sunshine.

Agreed. Shittiest edit of the day award goes to this guy.

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