chaoskitty

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  1. Oh Jesus!! What are you guys up to???????? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
  2. The List: alanab Casie Chaoskitty pyke Bobster Vdschoor Ballsack Geno LoudDan Skychick312 and Tara CSpenceFLY Blueskyserenity RastaRicanAir marks kele01 Ianmdrennan mindway69 melstarr volo namgrunt and nannerbannaner Tammy and Scotty Carbone Jumpchikk .. this list is gonna be HEWGE!
  3. For real.. if I'm bleeding from the head on the side of the road, the last person I want you calling is my mom so you can hear her freaking out. Let someone else do that.
  4. This has nothing to do with you being nekkid.. but when are you getting there?
  5. OH boy a sugar daddy!! I'll have my bills forwarded to you ASAP! sweet!
  6. Can't resist: Paddle or get paddled? Whoops.. did I do that drunk posting thing again?
  7. .. and wove.. twue wove... will fowwow you... fowevea.... I could go on and on..
  8. that bwessed awwangement... .. that dweam wivin a dweam..
  9. I could stand to tighten my tummy, but I dont wanna lose my ass.. sitting on the floor of the king air on the ride up would be a lot less comfy if I had a bony butt. Keith.. anytime you make generalizations about groups of people, you are going to be wrong. Ease up.
  10. I was sweet to you? Really? I thought you were just hitting on me.
  11. I shouldn't come to that party.. Last time I went to one of those I totally blew my budget.
  12. You'd better be there in time to see me. I know thats the whole reason for your existence... to see me at The Farm. Actually i just wanna hang out with Brandy cause shes a cool chica. But i luv you too, lee.
  13. Happy Bday Deuce! I'd say FU.. but I dont know you that well... so I just hope you had an awesome day! Kitty loves ya!
  14. Well I dont care how many fat bastards are on my raft.. we paddle.. so my raft DOES NOT DUMP! If you're a fuck up and dont know how to paddle, dont get on my raft. I dont mean to be mean.. I'm just a little wasted. its been a rough week. Had to say goodbye to a good friend tonight for a year or so. hate that. :( I'm sad. But I'm serious about paddling! :)
  15. Works for Sex too.. as long as its less than ten times a week.
  16. Where are you going so early?
  17. Math.. ugh. Way too logical. > >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to >have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) > > > > > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) > > > > > > > > > 3. Add 5 > > > > > > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator >.... > > > > > > > > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 . > If you haven't, add 1754. > > > > > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. > > > > > > > > > You should have a three digit number > > > > > > > > The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many > times you want to have chocolate each week). > > > > > The next two numbers are . > > > > > > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
  18. I feel like we should all stand in a circle and hold hands.
  19. I don't believe you really exist. I've seen him. But I havent seen you. Maybe its YOU who doesn't exist?