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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
DaGimp replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
You fuckers are killing me! Well i guess they ran out of things to bust on Mark about.....so they turned to me.......its alright...i'll just park my truck in Skinny's campie's space next time i come back...hide the water hose.. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas -
well i have to agree....thats what this thread is about BTW "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
DaGimp replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
dude....dont hate...a picture dosent get you women...lets use you as an example.....if you have a cool ass Av, and always whine about your "electronics" and are always on the mic....look at me, pay attention to me.....then you STILL cant get women.....so...i think ill take my chances with my pic "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas -
an over achiever huh "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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we both asked a question...you referanced sex, i made sex the topic.....but i will still offer to be your canvas to teach you how spitting or swallowing can relate to sex. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Nooooo you started the thread.....i hijacked it into a sex thread....what can i say...it had potential......we make a good team "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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hey WTF.....diverted my ASS...i started the sex part of this thread.....I AM THE CREATOR!!!! i cant be diverted!!!!!!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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SHES A SPITTER!!!!!!!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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well...i will provide the canvas for her to practice on "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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I suspect she knows that. No, I didn't know that... And now I am confused. What would spitting or swallowing have to do with sex??? well if you would really like to know.....i can teach ya.. i give personal lessons to a select few "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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How *you* doin? good as long as women stop pulling on my leash and chain so hard...... OUCH...watch that shit, that hurts!!.......how hard can it be to suck a dick!?.........rodney carrington "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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If I am close to my monitor, then I spit... just so I can log on to dz.com and tell everyone that I just spit all over my monitor. ummmm that question wasnt refering to a drink... think.......sexually.......spit or swallow??? stop making my thread dirty!! don't....... stop........ don't........ stop....... i had a girl like that one........no....no.........yes ....yes...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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so shes just yanking my chain huh.... OUCH....watch it!!!! that chain is attached to a sensitive area!!!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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If I am close to my monitor, then I spit... just so I can log on to dz.com and tell everyone that I just spit all over my monitor. ummmm that question wasnt refering to a drink... think.......sexually.......spit or swallow??? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
DaGimp replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
That's counting the foreplay, right? That's what the 5 is.....3 seconds of foreplay...2 seconds of post-cuddling Thats still leave 10, I still ur over shooting i think it was just mis typed.....Shimell.....best 1 and 5 seconds you'll ever have...... 1 for the act 3 for foreplay 2 for post cuddling "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas -
thank you thank you takes a bow i aim to please "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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well...i had a dribbler once....dribbled on my leg.....i was like...clean that up!!!! and she did...with her tongue........i was ready to go again ......HOT "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
DaGimp replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
well i was thinking of having a picture of a cell phone and palm pilot with a red circle wit ha line through it.......no electronics "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas -
LADIES....spit or swallow?? hi-jack in process "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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and i suppose your the "overseer" of this whole operation "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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holy shit Liz......we are here......motioning toward eyes......i was thinking the same shit just a few minutes ago.......cause i see it all the time...but i have never done it "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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WTF...i SO hate you right now.........i think we need to impliment that here at our DZ...... So how many times have these ladies gotten their B license??? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
DaGimp replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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Who can come up with the best response for this? Ready...... GO!!!! damn i dont know if i can last 15 hours while being sucked...but im willing to try "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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yes....i have been told that more then a few times.. hahahahahah its fucking funy how that whole thing played out hahahaha "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas