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Headcorn?? that'll be my local DZ..!! where abouts do you live? I'm in Maidstone so i know you're lying about the georgeous sunset.. LOL! well done on the jumps

a buuahhhh??? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

going blind?? been spanking the monkey a bit too much? lol.. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

rumour has it the bird in picture three is actually dead... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

perhaps it was the boat with all those girls with big norks on it.. the weight sunk it... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

nah... bunch of mingers who all appear to be 'enhanced'? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

didn't i post this like 2 weeks ago? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Dont get overtime... Wish i did.. the number of extra hours the company gets is rediculous Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

my poor atempt at some comedy. I need more sleep... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

love it..! already winging it's way round the office e-mail as we speak... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Airplane related comments... Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ********************************************************** One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it yourself?" Our hero the Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like that and I'll have enough parts for another one." ************************************************************** There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." ATC told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the pilot remarked," the dreaded seven-engine approach." **************************************************************** A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?" Student: "When I was number one for takeoff". ****************************************************************** Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." ************************************************************** A man telephoned the United airline office at Denver International Airport and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Colorado Springs?" The clerk said, "Just a minute." "Thank you," the man said and hung up. **************************************************************** "Flight 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" **************************************************************** The passenger piled his cases on the scale at the United counter in New York and said to the clerk, "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver, and the two round ones to go to Seattle." "I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that." "Why not? You did it last time!" Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

why know? its unpossible to guess. Just name and shame you are worried itlll make u impopular Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

all that BS you see on motivational posters Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

http://bradjunk.tripod.com/destroy.htm the napalm bit's the funniest. Some people need more in their life..! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

scuse me *tap tap tap* Dave... Ummm...your pants are still on. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Stupid UK and its stupid Gun laws... by making it illegal criminals wont use them any more?? chah, as if..!! I just want to own a gun, well and go shoot stuff (note: not living things). Is that too much to ask? Are you allowed to carry one legally as a civilian in America? where abouts? Maybe i should holiday there more. Pick one up at the airport... Didn't someone say there was a shooting range near sebastian?? hmmmmmmmm.......... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Glad to hear you're ok, but no sypmathy. It's completely your fault. Why the heck were you reading while driving?? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

doh, just when i was about to post a pic of my ass.... oh well... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

*cough* whore... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

You guys dont get Zinger burgers over there tho That really sucks. I tried to order one and the woman just looked at me blankly... had to have crispy strips instead... with mash...? what the hell? why would i want mash? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

[dry] *cough* *cough* [/dry] Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

ROTFLMFAO..!!!! no really, am actually crying with laughter.. so good Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

i dunno, guiness extra cold's good... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

LOL.. that always makes me laugh. London.. yeah.. so close...

aight, big up yerself.. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies