sinker

It's better than bad, it's good! cum on and get yer log yer gonna luv it log. LOG from blammo! -the artist formerly known as sinker

dammit.... wasn't this in the peoples's republic of Canada? How'd that seal pup get a hold of that illegal weapon? BAN ALL GUNS!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker

when I am home, my gun is out and on my body. there is only a slim chance it will be used against me or a member of my family. if I were unarmed however, there is a GOOD chance that a perpetrator will have a gun or some other weapon with which to harm my beautiful wife, or my innocent, beloved children. And I will NOT let that happen. Not now, not ever, not as long as I have breath. Call me idiotic. Call me a loser cowboy. I don't give a fuck. Just don't try to hurt my family. It won't be pretty. I'll live the mental image of a bullet or two or eight in the perp. Better that than the mental image of my baby girls or boy molested and murdered or, if kidnapped, no image AT ALL, or the image of my wife raped and possibly murdered. Again, I don't give a fuck if you don't understand why so many Americans feel the way I do about this issue. This isn't about you. It's about me and my family and thanks be to God I live in a country and a state that recognizes my God-given right to protect myself and my family in the way I see fit. -the artist formerly known as sinker

it's the little things that make kids happy, you know, beating baby seal pups to death... in fact, I'm bringing several home w/ me from my business trip to Ft. Lauderdale for my kids to work over. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Funny enough, after looking into it, upside down is a traditionally accepted display method, both for Christian and Pagan celebrants. It just hasn't been around for a while. Well I'll be a sky's uncle. just my luck, i'd try that in my house and the damned thing would fall over and kill one of my kids. I hate putting up christmas trees. -the artist formerly known as sinker

.......................................... i'll.... never.... get that 15 seconds back.... I know, it was over 2 minutes, I couldn't handle more than 15 seconds................................... any more and I'd have to self-enucleate (don't ask, look it up) -the artist formerly known as sinker

i'm buying one for the satanist in the family... he wears an upside-down cross, why shouldn't he have an upside-down christmas tree? -the artist formerly known as sinker

what's almost as funny is your "not funny" post... that was hill-air-E-US!!!!! I'm laughing out loud in the Ft. Lauderdale airport and everyone is staring at me... but I don't give a fuck. -the artist formerly known as sinker

ever heard of munchausen's by proxy? well sudsy, my old friend, you have anorexia by proxy ain't a damn thing wrong w/ them girlies. you just want a girl that will disappear when she turns sideways. unless her nips are stiff. -the artist formerly known as sinker

ick. thanks for the flat. -the artist formerly known as sinker

YOu didn't get one of those detachable ones? I had this really cool dream once... I was still livin in phx w/ my folks and I was walkin over a bridge that covered a dry revine (sp?) full of river rock. down below I saw a detachable vagina. So, I lept over the side of the bridge, detached my beloved po-po, screwed on meat sleeve and tried it on for a few. It was a nice experience, pleasant, warm, then after about 5 minutes, I took it off, put the balogna back on and continued on my way.... a nice little dream, probably full of all sorts of weird pathologies that I'm not yet aware of... -the artist formerly known as sinker

everyone should do their fair share... lift your appropriate lid(s) for your level of business and when finished, return all tray tables and seats to their full down and locked position. And ladies, don't EVEN start bitchin about men having bad aim... you ladies can be pretty fuckin messy on the throne... esp. when Aunt Flow comes to visit. -the artist formerly known as sinker

The young padawon shows great wisdom! -the artist formerly known as sinker

I sure love mine! It's penilicious, sudsy told me so. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Awwww, HELL YEAH! You know how that instant slows down... "One... Two... THREE..." and everything becomes so, so quiet... so, so slow... and, despite the fact that you yank with one swift stroke, you can feel, you can even hear, each individual hair ripping from its follicle, one by fucking one. And the tears pour forth. i'm a card-carrying trichotillomanic. have been for years. now if we could just have such an influence on the old wife... -the artist formerly known as sinker

that is one thing HS and I agree on... see I knew you'd start finding more common ground don't get a hard on now, cold dry pussies are a universal evil... even an asshole like HS can see that! -the artist formerly known as sinker

someone has been listening to TOO much George Carlin -the artist formerly known as sinker

that is one thing HS and I agree on... -the artist formerly known as sinker

Slurpee? alright, let's leave fletching out of this, you homo. -the artist formerly known as sinker

he's a feather... definately. he neither owns nor works in a 7-11... but wait... he neither lives on a reservation nor works in a casino... i'm confused... -the artist formerly known as sinker

that's it precisely!! thanks man. -the artist formerly known as sinker

lol!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker

you ain't learntin a dang thang from no injun no how no way! -the artist formerly known as sinker

Hey, at least I learned a new word. which one? sick, indian, or fuck? -the artist formerly known as sinker

until you admit that he is funny, at least sometimes. I know you listen just to kep an ear on how much you dislike him, but you laughed once, i bet ok, i laughed once. -the artist formerly known as sinker