CrazyIvan

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  1. Bonehead products are very good, I don't have a full-face, but VERY good anyway. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. Likewise (fingers crossed, lots of vibes)
  3. I understand too hon...I'm looking for another job too. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Yo' mama is so ugly that when she was a child her mother used to hang a steak on her neck...so the dog will play with her. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. Allow me to 'Click it out' ftp://ftp.skydivingmovies.com/public __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. Maybe he's being a good doggie, you know, brings the sleepers to Papa and the dildo to Mama __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Are you kidding me? I'm planning on getting as much 'mileage' as possible, jump everywhere and meet as many people as possible, including you my dear DZ.com brothers and sisters.
  8. That's exactly the same case, the rigger at my DZ is 'Mr. Javelin', and I gotta say, when I heard him saying 'Get a Wings' I had to pick up my jaw off the floor, he saw the new containers and changed his mind. Keep the input coming people. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. Ok, a few for your enjoyment Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. WTF??? who was the rigger, Mr. Magoo? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. ZERO...ZILCH...NADA!!!, it was a wonderful day, however, WAY TOO WINDY for a 'graduate' to jump Oh well...at least I got the chance to be at my DZ and mingle. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! congrats!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. Yes I have, however my DZ is a Wings dealer (used to be Javelin), they told me the new design is as good as Javelin's, I'm just asking around. Also, what about options? what would you brothers and sisters recommend? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. I'm about to buy a NEW rig, and I always wanted a Jav Odyssey, however it will take like 6 MONTHS!!!, the arternative is a WINGS, which will deliver in a few weeks. Any input regarding the Wings will be GREATLY appreciated. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Yo' mama is so fat that one day she jumped in the air...and she got stuck. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. True, 'our' elements __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. After opening, the risers might slam your head, also, air collisions, when landing, when you PLF or some other weird landing. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Congratulations dude, I mean it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Now we know why. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. I'm 5' 7" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. What about DISPOSABLE canopies?, you'll save lots of packing time. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. Nothing like a nice glass of bubbly __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Mine is just who I am. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. JPG, is smaller __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. CrazyIvan

    PLEASE!!!!!!

    I've seen that happen before...not a pretty sight. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.