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Oh come meow...It will be so much fun to have you in some vinyl and leather Kel!

Hey, since you aren't going can I borrow your pink thong???

See my avatar for what I'm wearing

5. It is Friday 4. Only one week left until the REAL fun begins!!

In case anyone is in doubt, I will let you buy me drinks too

I work with a woman attorney (who happens to be one of my really good friends) and she got me really good a couple of years back on April Fool's Day... which actually I think I started the whole thing a few weeks earlier by calling her and telling her that one of her biggest clients fired her, but I only played that out for one evening and then called her up a few hours later and told her I was kidding)... Anyway, a few months later, she went to another county to show up for the docket call and she was wearing this brand new suit...well, she had been having problems with the zipper on her skirt (which was in the back) and as she is standing up in front of everybody with her back to the people, her skirt zipper had come down and her ass was exposed to everyone in that courtroom. She had on black undies, but she had this HUGE run in the butt of her pantyhose... to make matters worse, she went out and conducted a foreclosure sale in front of the courthouse with her skirt still gaping wide open in the back. No one tells her until she is walking to her car to come back to the office. Well, she made the mistake of coming and telling me what had happened because I had been mulling over for months of what I was going to do to get her back for the April Fool's joke she played on me... So, that night I had a few friends over for dinner that knew my friend pretty well and we devised a plan. We decided that we would have my friend Travis call up and act like he was in the courtroom and that he really liked her black undies.. He acted like this big country bumpkin and talked with this real Southern accent, told her things like "Yeah, them Victoria's Secret undies you had on weren't much of a secret anymore in that courtroom"... I was standing outside her office when she took this call and she was literally sweating.. she was writing everything he was saying on these little post it notes and they were stuck all over her desk. I was dying out in the hallway. A little later (Travis works in another law firm) he faxes over this paper that has a picture of some black thongs and he writes at the bottom... If you need a foreclosure, call so and so and she will get you the maximum exposure... One day, I will post what she did to me on April Fool's Day...

We girls will just have to double up on some guys for the lap dances on the bus

Nooo... you really don't...

You are drawn to them in some freakish insane way just like the 24 other people that have read this thread...

Fuckin A man... those Caramello bars are the devil... which btw thanks for sharing yours at Skyfest

Awww, I DO miss you baby!!

And now I have Lee reminding me that I DID NOT get laid this morning. Just shut up and bring me my toys

1.5 Oh yeah and I don't even have anyone to call baby much less someone to miss. I suck.

10) I forgot to take my birth control pills and had to double up on them and now I feel nauseous. 9) My elbow hurts from hitting in on the refrigerator in the break room (like hit a blood vessel, felt like I was going to pass out for a minute, hurt) 8) My cheek hurts from hitting it with the telephone receiver. 7) I have to go to the grocery store tonight. 6) I don't feel like running in this heat tonight. 5) It's only Wednesday. 4) I have 28 more minutes left to be here at work and i still have a pile of stuff to do. 3) I miss my neice and nephew. 2) I haven't jumped in a few weeks. 1) Both of my parents have had health problems these past two weeks which have scared the living daylights out of me.

Yes, I'll have to remember to scream out Lee's name every now and again to show my appreciation for his involvement in getting me the BOB love that I so desperately need!

I guess that's better than being a pile of poo. Hey hippie, you think your wife would drive me back to Chattanooga after I was intoxicated... oh wait... I don't think I need to be drinking, I've already knocked my elbow so hard that I saw stars and I went to pick up the phone and knocked myself in the face with it... yeah, no drinking for me today.

I know some boys that will make me ice cream, they are the bestest!

Silly girls... boys are toys and you just gotta know how to play with em

I haven't been able to skydive the past couple of weekends so I've been running like a mad woman.

YAY!!! You will get to go to the clubs with us!!

You guys are cracking me up... This should definitely prove interesting if nothing else that Sunday a.m.

Congratulations girl!

I agree. I would see myself driving to the convention and making a few jumps on the weekend, if it weren't for that $70 registration fee. But, having to compensate for the high gas prices and then being hit with that registration fee, I couldn't afford it. Plus I am saving all my partying for Atlanta

It's because we weren't there partaking in the peach moonshine