katiebear21

Most important - you're home safe!!! (And you'll have another cool story to tell at parties so you can quit telling the Duck joke!) Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

High: Talking to Chuckie while he was getting an addition to his tattoo! Low: Hanging up! High: Buying a new (to me) Sabre 2 from Freaksister! Low: Gosh that put a dent in my checking account! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Happy Sky Birthday!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

This one's kind of bad... This guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer. "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called 'Nike', for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers', because 'It really Satisfies.'" The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD', because quality is job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and explains "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer!" The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The customer says "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Hey, I know that guy! He's good friends with one of the guys I work with and he was going to sell me some equipment when I first started but I ended up finding something else. Story Parachute Works and Class III Weapons is what it has on his card. Nice guy though! I think he's in Texas now. Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Well - welcome to the forums! Look forward to jumping with ya when I get back. By then, the Coconut Monkey Louge & Spa will be open for business! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Why do I think you're talking about Raeford? We're au natural in the hot tub... the only way to be! Welcome to the forums! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Hey - I knew a SPC Lyons that left Bragg about a year ago but he was in Corps not Division. That's not you is it? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Nope - too lazy! One of these days... Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

He could change his name from CrazyIvan to CabanaBoyIvan! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Did that help??? Just kidding... get well soon and don't beat yourself up... accidents happen to the best of us! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

There were other things on that page? I give up! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Nice pics Israel! Glad to see you're doing well!

Ok - for those of you who never got past the naked people in the mud... the reference is to Maggie the Monkey who has supposedly been predicting the winners of all these sports events. Pretty cool frickin monkey! Bad Ass!!!

POST WHORE!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Don't feel bad... I probably won't get mine for another month! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Yeah there was that too but I was talking about Maggie the Monkey! Where have you guys been all weekend??? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

JT to the rescue!

Awesome!!! I haven't heard the word "space cadet" since I was a kid. My mom used to call me that all the time! Anyways, back to your AFF - congratulations! Blue Skies!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Pablito's Services??? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

You're my hero!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Hangin' in there. Bored off my U-Know but at least I'm not sitting in school and I'm getting paid to shop online and post-whore!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

Dude - it's supposed to be about the monkey (or hockey at least!) Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here

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I like Ed's idea... Pablito showcasing his "post-whore" manhood! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here