2fat2fly

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  1. As toasted as my short term memory is that would really mess with me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I've had plenty of experience with the FAA. haven't you guys ever heard of a reach around? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. As sweet as she is, when you get tired you can ship her up to SC for a few years. We'll send her back when it's time to pay for college
  4. Where's the "Other" option? Like the Guy being left alone-woman in the kitchen where she belongs, game
  5. Getting my wife cookware would be as usless as getting popsjumper a pack of condoms. They'd ruin before they were ever out of the package.
  6. No telling. But the can is covered with moles I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. I wonder if it'll make the lasting impact that Billy Beer did Good Ole Billy Beer I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. When you snuggle like this it almost makes me cry. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. And your next career will be......? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    I hate crows!

    There's an anniversary idea. Reenact your first fight, but this time with restraints and Crisco. You may want to get a longer term babysitter for this one. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Can you leave that as a voicemail? I've never heard those two words together in a female voice
  12. Whenever I do something like that, I look at it as expanding the sport by investigating new techniques. It makes me feel better than saying-Man, that was stupid
  13. I wonder if I can print that photo and get her to autograph it at Oshkosh? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Yeah, my personal rule for relationship survival is to never buy a gift that plugs in. A battery powered gift is acceptable in some cases I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. 2fat2fly

    Words

    Just in case anyone was wondering why our life expectancy was so much shorter I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. No thanks. I have family there I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. acme's anniversary thread got me thinking about what I need to get my wife in December. Check out this list that I found and look at the serious upgrade between traditional and modern gifts. Geesh! Year one goes from Paper to Gold Jewelry. Year ten from Tin or Aluminum (a good set of pans) to Diamonds!! No way did guys pick this crap out. Gift Ideas Luckily, my wife has me and should be happy without any extra bribes. [slouching off to sell plasma] I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Would you really want to go out with someone who would go out with you? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. too cool I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Do not make me snort and spit herry coke all over my monitor at work
  21. Can't go wrong if you start with a steak I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Et tu, Brute? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Do they have any hetero guys on that channel? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I will be the first to admit that I do not deserve her-however, it's not one way. She dogged the heck out of me this morning. It's too much to type, but remind me to tell you the donut story the next time we talk. Spousal abuse at it's finest. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. I don't have any. I always put up my camera when the sun goes down