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New York, London, Paris, Munich everybody talk about Mmmm.......... Go ahead finish the line, I know you can't help yourself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I had my number unlisted about a year ago but it still comes up with my wife's maiden name (that the phone was originally in) and a map to my house. I dunnot like that at all I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

This coming Saturday partly cloudy and mid 70's. My wife's class reunion is Saturday night so she gave me all day to go jump as a trade-off I Have To Work!!!! This sucks. South Carolina has been Seattle East for months and I finally have a good weekend to plan for and it's the first Saturday that I've had to work in a year. Did I mention that I'm salaried and don't get any extra money either I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

The level of postwhoring sure has been shoddy lately. Perhaps an accomplished post whore could give tips on technique to the less talented? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Feel free to add to the list. Excellent post whoring opportunity Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Laying Cable I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

June Cash, wife of Johnny Cash passed away. I always thought that she'd outlast her husband. She always seemed to be a class act. Bummer (edited to remove a url that I just couldn't turn in to a clicky) - I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Don't keep your hands in your pockets. If I'm shooting for casual (Like when I'm presenting to my subordinates) I'll put my hands in for short periods and adopt a laid back, we're all together body language-but not for long. Also, take the keys, change, and stuff out so you don't jangle. You'll do great. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

1969 Chevy longbed. I had it in '82 and it had what was left of the original old, chevy, baby crap green paint job. It was rusted through at the top of the bed on the passenger side. You could hear it flap any time you got over 40mph. In line six banger-you could rebuild the top end with a 9/16 open end wrench and a putty knife. I drove it on all my first dates. It probably saved me from knocking someone up because I had to hold it in 3rd gear and couldn't cop a feel unless I got them to go parking right off the bat. I was so glad to see that beast go...I miss it now, some days. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

OK, I feel better now-I thought I scored low because I'm old, slow and really suck in the coordination department. Maybe that's not it. Or maybe it's all true and I can add "can't play computer games" to the list. Naahhh-I was awesome on PONG I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Just send the money to me and I'll pass it along......to my rigger, to the DZ, to a few bartenders......

No, it's not that kind of thread, just another timewaster game http://www.richsalter.net/flash_scrapbook_items/04_claykittenshooting/04_claykittenshooting.html Bad kitty, my cheesy poofs I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Shane, you're likely to find fame and fortune in the Scientific World Talk about inventive! You're one of those people who has a special way of seeing a problem, wrapping your head around it, and squeezing out a solution that's nothing but pure genius. So what if you never won at the science fair (but congrats if you did). The fact is, you have a mind made for experimenting. You enjoy a mental challenge and like creating — whether it's a new invention for the sake of invention or something that solves people's more immediate problems. You know, sometimes I feel like these hit pretty close but since I know for a fact that I'm an idiot..this one is a bit off I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I live in the mountains and I go by the 3 mile 5 minute rule. If you're behind me for 3 miles or five minutes, I'm looking for a place to pull over and let you by. I couldn't tell you how many people have followed me at 60 then slowed to 50 when I let them get in front of me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

----- What is the ride to altitude I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I'd have to say #2, then #1 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Hve you ever noticed that even if it's called security cam or weather cam the pop up always featurs a girl in a low cut dress? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

You do realize that there is a special place in hell for people that traumatize me like that. You are so very wrong....very wrong Does anyone remember what the puking emoticon looks like? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I hope that what I sent you helps. I keep meaning to get my sig digitized to save hassle at work, just never happens. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Well congrats and best of luck in your endeavors. (Can you tell I've been sending out this year's graduation money?) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Has everyone seen the "Teamwork" skit with the 3 guys in the bathroom? Very funny and I don't remember where I got it. If you want to see it, send me your addy and I'll send it. Out here in the boonies it's strictly a dial up life so I'll wait 'til tomorrow when I have a complete recipient list. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Since I live about 8 miles from Clemson(pronounced Clemp-sun)-a little local input , if the story were true, it wouldn't be that big of a deal since the bride, groom and best man are probably first or second cousins anyway I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

My wife thinks that is one of the strangest things I do, but it does save time in the morning. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I thought through a lot of symobolic gestures for mine and it ended up in the back of a drawer because I moved past before I did anything. A few years later, a pal of mine was broke and getting married (I know, his choice) so I gave it to him. Worked out OK-He can carry the ring without carrying the load of crap that it meant to me. Sometimes I still wish that I had it made into an earring, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Made about two steps running out my landing yesterday before I went in to a tumble. Now I know how to define a less than optimal landing. When I got home, I had grass and dirt INSIDE my socks. So, think I should stop wearing socks? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried