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Anyone else have a joke that they didn't get until it was explained or am I the only one? OK I'll admit I don't get a lot of jokes. The latest is one that I've heard several times and I finally asked what it meant. Seems to be a favorite around DZ's You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Taylor Swift Everyone needs a hand job eeeww No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Me???? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Looking forward to you all getting it right and attending worship at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now is that a southern, northern or independent denomination?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I am slowly learning NOT to click on any links. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

There's hope yet for you, now you just need to backslide a little to Lutheran and then convert to Baptist. Don't worry you'll make it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Sorry, your video came out a little rough, didn't watch it the whole way through as I have that video on my list. I love it!!!!One of the ones I watch to remember everything is right in the world again,after a stressful day. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

LOL LOL I almost walked off the deck so I totally understand. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Then just think how great it will be when your family can be proud of the sexual orientation of everyone in it. We are very proud of everyone in our family and always have been, and will be. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I never said that was the only one I recall you asked for one and I gave you more then one. No where did I say that I got anything from Westboro Org. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

What was in September? Which cencus are you talking about? The one in your country, or the one taken in Europe or Africa? I'm sorry, the form that asked race was filled out in Sept. of last year. and the Census was the U.S. Census No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

So because of my views you're telling me that I would then get along and support someone that is considered extreme in what they believe and preach. Then according to your views you would then support the extreme group "man/boy love' that thinks it should be legal for men to have sex with minor boys? Interesting. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

So you will consider it?

That was actually back in September,of last year and I'm sure you know when the last Census was taken. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I brought that up when what the issue the thread started on was compared to the Civil Rights movement. Yes it is me, and I grew up as did everyone in my extended mothers family proud of all our ethnic backgrounds. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Birth Certificates are one and also the Census forms asked for race and then wanted ethnic background the only problem is they didn't list all the ethnicities. My brother for entering a school was asked to list what race he was and it took going before the superintendent before they would accept human. Well, crapit how many jumps did he have?? i really need to get my numbers up. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Considering my ethnic background and family, I'm sorry but i still see it as a stretch. If you would like a list of my ethnic background I would be more then happy to list it for you. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

A specific piece of information. Any specific piece of information. What have you read? What have you heard? What have you witnessed? Give me any example. Anything that demonstrates that you have given the subject more than 5 seconds worth of actual thought, research and analysis. Without that there is no possibilty of discussion and I have no idea why you're bothering to post. It's like saying "I believe the government is being run by aliens." Why? "Stuff I've learned during life." Ok, dude, whatever. Alright, lets see about 2 years ago I watched an interview I believe it was for Chick Publications, and yes they are a christian org. where a homosexual man gave his life story to that point. In that he talked about "thinking" he was born gay and living a gay lifestyle. Through a series of events in his life and counseling he nows considers himself to be a heterosexual man and doesn't now hold to the belief any longer that he/nor anyone was born gay. I have heard and gone to watch other such testimonies of people that at one point in their lives believed they were born gay,but through different events came to the same conclusion. I will try and find that DVD if I can. Like I said I believe it was Chick pub. not sure though but will do a little research. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I'll admit I didn't get pas the first 5 seconds No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I completely disagree and sincerely hope not. Comparing this to the Civil Rights movement is in my mind a very very long stretch indeed. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I don't think its as simple as someone waking up one day, but I still believe its a choice. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

No you haven't. You've said that your gay friends told you the opposite, you've said you don't believe them, you have given absolutely no specific reason why, apart from vague references to religion and 'how you were raised'. Let's try looking at it in a little more detail, with a few examples. When Oscar Wilde was convicted of homosexual acts he was sentenced to 2 years hard labour, lost his life of wealth high society and died a depressed, diseased pauper. When Alan Turing, a codebreaking war hero and succesful academic, was convicted of homosexual acts he was given the choice of imprisonment or chemical castration. He chose chemical castration and was so badly affected by the treatments that he committed suicide within a few years. If these people did not have a strong natural attraction to members of their own sex why on earth would they choose to risk such terrible punishments to do something that any heterosexual man would have absolutely no desire to do? How do you rationalise their actions with your beliefs? Those are horrible and sad stories. I cannot rationalize their actions, I never "walked in there shoes, and neither have you. We are not privy to their thoughts thru out their lives,and can only see into their lives thru a small window. There are many many sad and tragic stories for any topic that can be discussed. Again, I believe I stated that my views on this issue, come from all aspects of my life, including faith, religion, upbringing, what I've read/been taught and heard and witnessed for myself. What else would you have me use? Hopefully we all when coming to a belief/or view use ALL aspects of our lives to reach that belief/view. Keeping somethings and discarding others. I know I have. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

I keep saying this site needs an "eye roll" smiley. oh the face palm one would be nice also No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

Totally not a drinking song but a get crank it up while drinking song. Whoop a man's ass sometimes by Trace Adkins No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.

yeah, My mom got a call from my youngest sister's teacher about that song. She's 10 and was singing it at the Christian School she attends. lol at least the teacher had a sense of humor about it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.