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  1. Shell666

    Amature night

    Shell666 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    And by never you mean always? Did you know "asymmetrical" is the opposite of symmetrical? So . . . . Blues, Dave Talk to the hand ... Or is that talk to the plaster casting?!!!
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    Amature night

    Shell666 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Oh, I mean that "teu" ... 'Shell
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    Amature night

    Shell666 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Nope. Maybe amateur but never amature Love you cheesie one ... 'Shell
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    Umm I stand corrected! Just send the ones that smirk ... with Doc Bordson's okay ... 'Shell
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    I don't recall asking for them to smile ... 'Shell
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    Jeez, talk about tough to please! Blues, Dave Or stupid ... I figured out what was causing my beeping. I can control it now. He's just being a princess about it. 'Shell
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    Simple solution...let your boobies drive more often. They don't have ears, so the beeping won't bother them. Blues, Dave They'll be driving in about, oh ... 25 or so sleeps. I'll keep the washer fluid topped up until then. After that, neither of us will be topped up. 'Shell
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    CYA there Jeanne! Love you lots! Can't wait to hang out with you. I still have that "red" gift for you!
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    There, fixed it for you Ahhh, Mike ... you're always looking out for me. Betsy, thanks for the Doc's help! 'Shell
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    Well I am only here to serve. One hot, young verile cabbana boy on his way. Don't forget though he is prolly gonna want residency...they all do! Bwahhhhhhhhhh Send one that can play hockey. Or at least one that likes to WATCH hockey. That'll work. Oh, and thanks for the young 'un .... much appreciated.
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    Spoil? I promise to send fresh via Fed-Ex And you are the best Pixie EVER!!! 'Shell
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    I HATE it when my Jeep beeps at me for that reason. AND I have a nice little screen in there that with an outline of the vehicle and it flashes when my door is open, etc, etc ... the fuckin' thing FLASHES the windshield AND beeps when I need washer fluid. I'm sure it will be REALLY helpful when the left rear TIRE is flashing when it blows out! ... Okay, aside from that, I LOVE my Jeep. Really. I do.
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    As sweet as that is about the wrapping it's really not necessary. Delivery would help though. Express post would be lovely. Just so they don't spoil. 'Shell
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    My Jeep Grand Cherokee beeps at me (and so far this is the ONLY time it does this) when the windshield wiper fluid is low. VERY annoying. Tell me when I can't GET somewhere 'cause the gas is low. Don't tell me when I can't SEE where I'm going ... 'Shell
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    Sure honey! Course my main cabbana boy will be in Germany so this will have to be a stand in. I'll send you the best of the rest Oh, I would expect you would keep the MAIN one ... the best of the rest is perfectly fine ... in fact, why don't you keep the best and the second runner up ... I'll take Mr. Congeniality and the winner of the swim suit competition if that works for you. 'Shell
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    27 sleeps for me ... or MAYBE 26 or 25 ... myabe less ... going to head down early and spend some time with "THE" LP crowd. Oh, and I'll probably leave late. Don't have to work until August 13th! And yes, that's a WARNING! Can't wait to see you, your dad, your brother, your mom, CJ, Fred, Lennie, and Bumph (if I can get her ass out there early) and Lany (so I can run him and his truck off the road!) and, of course, a variety of others too numerous to mention. Tell your dad I'll see him when I get there. I'll try and bring bartenders for him.
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    If you have a spare Cabana Boy hanging around, can you send him north for me??? Enjoy!!!
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    Not me. But then again, I was creative enough to not get caught! 'Shell
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    Yeah, the son part really pisses me off. I don't know about the wife part (and don't really care), but kids are kids. Blues, Dave He grew up here in Edmonton. He still has 2 kids living just outside the city. More here from our local paper. Very sad indeed. If you're that unhappy, take your life then. But not your family's. 'Shell
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    Come north. I'll explain the lawn and the loud green machine on wheels that magically makes it shorter. 'Shell
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    With all the rain (and then sun!) we've had in Alberta this summer (pretty much like every OTHER summer!) ... I've mowed it every WEEK since early May. So, I'd say probably, 8 times, since the snow melted ... Trade ya??? 'Shell
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    I'm in lust

    Shell666 replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    ANOTHER sexy episode. I MUST see that one! 'Shell
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    I'm in lust

    Shell666 replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    And sucking up garbage on LA streets and sewers... Old episode... Caught it at a friend's place on Friday night ... he was ... ummm ... helping breed horses. As sexy as he is, that episode was NOT sexy in the least! 'Shell
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    I think Livendive has one he might share ... 'Shell
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    I'm just going to ignore that part. 'Shell