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Clay's the man! Astonishingly enough He Is Right! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Do the following. Purchase a Flash/Bang - standard anti terroris stun granade. Will not kill but: Will shut the dog up for the rest of it's life (barking=flash/noise/smoke=fear) and the owner might just have a heart attack or a stroke. Kill two birds with one stone jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

LMAO Youn Lady, I'm blushing! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You are right about the Israel issue. However as a champion of mass destruction I believe in carpet bombings, firestorms in cities, use of napalm, DumDum bullets, Blitzkrieg, massive hellicopter attacks, bombings of churches, (why do churches get special treatment) schools and hospitals, executions of innocent civilians killing of family, neighbours and freinds ans well as all the people on the streeet whose name starts with the same letter as that of the person I at the moment dislike. All that for no apparent reason, just to kill time waiting for the evening show. Did I mention I have a magic and radiant personality? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Arrgh, arrgh, apage Satan - its a wedding picture - how horrible!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Not even close to an angel. Quite the opposite jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Naaaaah! Seals, not radical enough. Got an HK5. Lets go and shoot up a 7-11 jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Great movie though. I loved it, and it was scary. Then again, do you want to live for ever? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Kiiiiilllllll, KIIILLLL them allll!!!!! Give me a gun!!! I want to kill them all. Women, children, dogs and cats. Give me a flame thrower, I'll burn them to the ground, whole neighbourhoods burning!!! give me had grenades......oh, wait a moment. Who are we talking about? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

...ceterum censeo Iraque esse delendam!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Enrique, my sick little mexican friend. Good to see you have not lost your witt jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, I try hard to be the biggest asshole of them all. Sometimes I get caught off guard, but I try, and you are all a bunch of worthless scum!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I was drunk....that's what they all say. Babe if you want to cheat, cheat hard, cheat wise and NEVER admit guilt! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Firearms are good. The constitution gives us the right to bear firearms. Anybody tries to harm me and my family and they will be dead before they can say aloha! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Remember, there are some strange characters even among us. It sucks to think about it but it's true jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

He does not, but for a small fee he can purchase the services of a fallen rigger, and what then? Beware!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So the hubby and wife drive through downtown. The wife is naive and asks her hubby what all these girls are doing standing on the curb and waving them down. "They are in the service business, they make people happy and earn money this way" says the hubby "Hon, but do they make decent money?" asks the wife "Sure, they make good wages" "So hon, maybe I would go into the service business" asks the naive wife The man thought for a while, considered the mortgage, the car payments and all and said:"OK, but if you have any doubt tell the fella that you need to talk to management" So the next day the wife is standing on the curb and a big black mercedes pulles up. The wife mentiones the price of $100 for the service and the John says that he only has 70. "Wait here I need to talk to management" says the gal. She goes to the husband who says that for 70 the John can only get a hand job. So she returns, conveys the message. The John pulls his pants of and flings out a 15 inch manly tool. The gal sees it and says she needs to consult management. So she goes to the hubby ad says:"Oh, don't be such a stiff, lend him the lousy 30 bucks" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Get rid of the old bag. So he want's life insurance now? I'd keep your rig in a vault far away from him! Life insurance, "accidental death" of spouse while skydiving, he and the stripper chick go to Bora Bora. Get rid of hm while you can!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

And NO, I still would not marry you. I just don't like institutions. So sue me, my freedom is worth more than a lousy 20 mil. Seriously. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

No dear. I would let you buy me things and I'd be your pet, and when you got tierd of me I would have my bank account to use as a consolation. Otherwise I might be left with nothing, nada, zylch. So whin the 20 mil and make me your pet jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hun, huh huh, huh COOL huh huh, huh, huh huh! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hmmmmmm, wife a pharmacist? Maybe she can sythetize C17H21NH4. You will not need to jump for money. Just establish distribution and wheeeeeeeee! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well honey, if it's like that now, that's the way it stays till death due you part. I have a joint account - with myself. I have myself to blame if I fuck up. I put money in and I take money out. If I don't like it I can talk to myself jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Agree with Clay. Other things too. Skydiving is great. It's fun. So are lots of other activities I am involved in. I have lately been concentrating on skydiving as I have a few goals I want to achieve in this sport. I still want to achieve in the 5K too. I want to do my mountain biking. I want to freeclimb. I want to read books. I want to go to the opera. Think of this - you skip dinner, so you can live a skydivers life, how are you going to afford a couple of opera of symphony tickets at $100 each. If you have kids, will you be able to offer them a choice of education? Then again to each his own. If you want an adrenaline rush, try freeclimbing as an alternative from time to time. There is no reserve. You are allowd only one mistake and that is the last one in your life. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Never mind the beer or milk, gotta love 'em containers jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275