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When you eat sufficient amounts of Canadian Bacon, French goose liver patee made out of Canadian geese, chow down on Beans a la Bretagne with both German and French cheeses and splash it down with French wine and German beer, but please bite on some real American onions so that you can join my BLOWING IN THE WIND thread...pfuuuurrrrrtz jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Are you implying I cought a wet one...my good man I am an expert of stealth assult - can you say SBD? (jt I still beg you to change your avatar) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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The issue is serious, and so to the meldy of "Blowing in the wind" I ask you all: "How many chillis did I eat last night, And how many beans, my friend? The answer to this is blowing in the wind, The answer is blowing in the wind...... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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When are we going to finally get rid of guns and war?????
jraf replied to goindown's topic in The Bonfire
My gun is not bad at all. It is laying safely under my bed, it is loaded and the safety is off. Its a good gun. It is only bad to the person that comes in uninvited: Be nice (or come in peace) or leave (in pieces) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
Lets immediately invade canada by launching a massive attack of the Montana Millitia. This way we can rape their beer and drink their women jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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JT, dude I beg you, change your avatar, you are giving me nightmares.....puhhhhhleeeeeease, oooooh, puhhhhhhhleeeeease!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Pack a gun an load it with soft nose ammunition If he tries anything shoot the bastard, grouping of three in the chest Collect the shells (best to put gun in a sock so that the shells fall safely in it ....rest of the "Retirement" manual can be found in a thread from last year jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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he isn't but i am and i'm the only one aloowed to have a harem here.... jraf..... dude, your getting on my turf.........and the lord comandedeth...."wingnut shal control the harems, and only people he sees fit shall join his or start thier own" so with this guidance from god i allow you to have a harem....... I think I really am interested in a single client practice with Kristen being my target clientelle, but thanks anyway. A skydiver's blessing is worth ten others jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah Roy, but remeber that in that case you would have to share bed with me Now that would be less than ideal, would it not jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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What is socially acceptable, being married to two people? Someone has to fulfill the duties on the Home Front, right? I might as well volunteer I am a soldier of love jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No, but relligious differences can't stop us...besides that it's all socially acceptable in the skydiving world
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Well you know I love you too, Rev. Jim where the hell are you when we need you....urgently!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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But you know that it will be for keeps...cause I don't let go of a good thing when I see one jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Never order anything larger than medium fries at the O unless there is more than 5 of you. Geez their servings are massive. I am absolutely devastated that they shut down Zelda's. I remember Thursday nights were Quarter Draft nights. We used to order 100 beer at a time. Then it would be "Osssifer, I got no money and I cccccanth thrive anymore, will you thhhhake me home?" - the cops always gave me a ride. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK, since you are such a nice fine lady, and since you have the ethnic signature I hereby make you honorary Pittsburgher, as well as resident of Squirrel Hill - Shalom. That is of course for the time till I marry you
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I hear you serve dry chicken...I think I can survive that...I think I can find ways of helping you with your chicken jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oy vey, I am from Douglas Street in the heart of the very ethnic Squirrel Hill. As a propper Jewish neighbourhood aside from all our temples (4 within one from of my parents house) we have the best pizza places in town. Douglas St. end in Moneo's pizza, right aroud the corner there is Aiello's (my favorite) Of course magic coffee shops (I always eat breakfast at 61C) book stores. You name it you got it. As any propper Jewish boy I got both my degrees at our ultracatholic Duquesne University. As any propper Pittsburgher, I drink beer at Brewski's on the corner of 8th and Carson. Well I drink beer everywhere as a matter of fact. (Hey Kristen now that you know so much about me, will you marry me?) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Have I ever failed you? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Sad, sad, sad I know what it means. My rottweiler Max died of bone marrow cancer at age 7. He was the friendliest stupidest dog I have ever seen. The mailman was affraid of him, cause every time Max would see him, he would jump from joy and bark his friendly but thunderous bark. He was never neutered, but he definitely was gay. She dogs just did not cut it for him. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Fifysent (50 cent) "we're gonna party like i'sha birday, we gonna drink Bacardi like i'sha birday" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ohmigod...so I'm going for a small road trip this week. First stop Virginia, got to fulfill my duties on the Home Front Then it will be Pittsburgh, PA - my dear home town. Saturday I intend to jump at Skydive PA www.skydivepa.com. Zinger says they might even have the Beach 99 this weekend. Full report to follow. Plus next week I might jump at Suffolk or West Point. What a road trip, wheeeeeee! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Now is the other person a gut or a really ugly woman? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Zephyr Hills - you name it, you got it including some people who's race, nationality and religion might not be from this sollar system jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Found possible chemical plant 90 miles South of Baghdad... And it begins..
jraf replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
I found a winning lottery ticket on Saturday. Actually I found it on Friday It was not winning, but still a ticket. It was not really a lottery ticket, but a speeding ticket. I really did not find it, it was given to me by a State Trooper Hey, at least it was a ticket, so that is true jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
We had a couple of Orthodox youths last summer at ZHills. It was quite a shock to me. I am from the very Jewish part of Pittsburgh and lived all my life next to Orthodox neighbours. After their jump I talked to them and they said that their Father would kill them if he knew. Funny, but cool jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275