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vampire egg from a Brian Lumley novel? or...well...I'm a pervert... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Yes, well, I almost named her Mujie..... She is a goofy one. She keeps hiding from me (well, from everything), and when I reach into whatever nook or crannie she's fled to, she spits and hisses...and then nuzzles my neck and purrs. It's almost fun.... Being sane is not a condition required to post here.... AWWWWW!!! My friend is getting a mini doberman puppy today. Its like the size of my foot. Ciels- Michele Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Roy. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Well congratulations there. Isn't it an incredible feeling when they choose us? But oh man...calicos are NUTS. She'll fit right in with you Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

ROFLMAO...I love you guys but I just went back and reread this thread....and caught the anal bead thing.... Try HERE for anal beads www.adamandeve.com Innocent or not, you'd have to be pretty darn uptight to get anything out of the teensy pearls on those undies. Those, as goose pointed out, are decorative. You can buy "Sex and the city" thongs on ebay. Anal beads on panties from VS....kids! And on a side note, if you don't happen to have pearls, Mardi Gras beads can be used all over the place for fun. A DJ in Phoenix showed me that..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I think we should be allowed to execute anyone caught submitting those stupid type-at-home-for-money ads to our classifieds. This site is like my home and those guys are the annoying telemarketers that call during dinner. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

ferret! Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I didn't actually see him exit the plane, I was chasing the LO and reflecting on the fact that I should borrow a protrack because I do a pretty decent birdman suit imitation in my dakines.....sometimes its FUN to be floaty. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Clay, where'd you go on the tracking dive? I never saw you after the exit..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I'd like to point out that Viking is probably the best grandson a grandma could get. What a sweetie. Hugs to you both, call if you need anything. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I got bored and closed the window...is that an indicator of my attention span while driving? I am going to WALK to UPS now... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

No, it is not bad. Bad would be trying to find a used suit in my size. Impossible, apparently. The cure is to buy a suit....in mycase...to come up with the $$ for a new one... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Diablopilot. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Have you any idea what is going on at Perris this weekend? It involves a whoooooooosh sound and toes being skimmed across the freshly chlorinated swoop pond....three local DJs spinning at one point....I love you all dearly but Jess wants to swoop when she grows up and watching this is better than porn, hands down. But I'll see you at Chicks Rock and perhaps Eloy...Robs memorial in between for anyone attending and maybe a coaches course in there somewhere. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

And I got a Mirage. And a PD reserve. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Yeah, I got laid. Damn that outside voice. Its not even HONEST anymore... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Dear Sunshine, Yesterday a nice boy was considerate enough to land way out with me after I took a split second longer than usual to pull due to the fact that I was reflecting upon my realization that I had no idea where I was. Do I a. get irritated with him for doing a beautiful 270 into the wind, alerting me to the fact that I had just pulled a beautiful downwind landing that I thought was into the wind? b. get irritated with me for not being prepared to be off in remote places with cute boys and no prospect of a ride back? c. not bother getting irritated at all and spend the rest of my life trying to convince everyone that landing into the wind is a stupid rule made invented by the man to keep us down? d. give him a hug e. go debate whether or not I should be jumping with a Cypres? f. doesn't matter because I will shortly be bombarded with pms and respnses in the form of lists of questions from people wanting to know what kind of canopy I jump, what my wingloading is, and lecturing me for pulling far too low at 3500 even though a higher pull could result in wayward freefallers trying to mate with my parachute? Thanks! Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I have yet to find a pair of goggles that don't give me some air spillage while freeflying. I'm -8, -7.5. I have landed with only one in. It was....interesting. I want Lasik next year but I heal incredibly slow and I'm afraid of infection. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I have to hijack my own thread..I love that avatar. Where's my stapler? Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

It whispered sweet nothings in my ear all night. It hugs me when I put it on. I'm in love. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

There was a lot of feline related racket in my apartment last night, much of which I chose to ignore and sleep. Both of my guys are in my bedroom now, one is sitting on me purring. They're both looking uncharacteristically angelic-I'd like to think its because they're glad I'm home but I'd be willing to bet they did something bad out there..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I hope you invested in a Rabbit while you were there. It will completely change your outlook on life. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Those of you that know me well understand what a monumentous event this is. Its precious and beautiful and I love it. We slept together last night in my SUV. I have a Mirage. All is right in the universe. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Thus far he has opened the big cabinet in the kitchen, smacked me gently on one cheeck for not petting him, kicked me vigorously for picking him up in an attempt to keeo him still, called me a nasty word when I was too slow getting breakfast, attempted to burrow under my air mattress 3 times, opened the bedroom door, closed the bedroom door, opened the bedroom door, closed the bedroom door and sat on the window looking at birds after rattling the plastic blinds for a bit. The army thinks it does more before 9 am than most people...perhaps but this creature is busier than our commander in chief by 6. He has also batted his eyes and purred at me, however, which somehow makes this completely forgivable. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

because my large cat does not have thumbs. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....