Shotgun
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Braces are good for oral sex... if you're into the pain thing.
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That's pretty cool.
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Ahhh c'mon. There's nothing embarrassing about having "Hortensemorticia" as your middle name. Oh shit. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that, was I? Hey! No fair... You must have looked at my W2 or something when we were working together.
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I've shared a lot of personal information on this site, but sharing my middle name is going a little too far.
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Now that's too personal of a question. I can't tell you what it is.
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Well when you put it that way, I'm surprised that MTV hasn't made a reality show about skydivers.
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My first guess would be that there are a lot more participants in those sports than in skydiving.
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No, it was a very open PA on you. Gosh, you Canadians aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, eh?
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Does being a total asshat happen to be one of those qualifications???
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I think it's actually spelled "Pfil".... Well, not that I have any idea what you're referring to.
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No, don't be silly... It is from a children's book... I can't remember which one, but... um, yeah, I'll let you know if I remember...
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Wanna see if you already have one? What, do you think I'm some kind of pervert with lots of sex toys or something??? At least I don't have anything that rotates... But that sounds kinda cool. And actually, I think the only toy I have (of that sort) is something I got from a certain company xmas party...
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Well if 105 lbs is overweight, then I guess you are correct. But then I wasn't really offended anyway; I just thought it was a pretty shallow and ridiculous post to make.
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Well I might have something that would work in place of handcuffs...
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Amazingly enough, I don't own any handcuffs... I do have a few whips though.
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Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread! Walt Geez, I wonder about you people sometimes. It seems like we can't have even one decent discussion about some stupid topic without it turning into a discussion of kinky sex!
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Texas: County Line, Green Mesquite, Salt Lick, Ironworks, Artz Rib House, Stubb's. (Did I forget any of the good ones?) There is no good bbq in any other state. Oh, and the Austin airport is really cool because you can get a big ole plate of Salt Lick bbq and a beer and listen to live local music while you wait for your plane. (Ted Roddy was playing there for my last flight.) All other airports now suck in comparison.
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What is the worst thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Shotgun replied to benforde's topic in The Bonfire
Now I don't feel so bad about waking up half drunk and mistaking hair cream for toothpaste. I think we should sue the manufacturers for putting foul-tasting goop in tubes that resemble toothpaste (seeing as we both live in sue-happy CA and all). -
It shows that they care about themselves and their health. Not to mention representing a good example to those who have children. I've met quite a few men with perfect bodies who care a great deal about themselves and their health... and, well, that's pretty much ALL they care about... So I personally find that physical shape is not a very good indicator of how much better one person is than another... But then again, I don't generally think in terms of who is better than who anyway. Most people have good and bad qualities and they all seem to even out; it's more a matter of finding someone whose qualities are compatible with yours.
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So I guess your idea of what makes one person _better_ than another is whether they are in good shape or not. Well at least you are honest about your own personal values... And now that I am horribly saddened by the fact that I will never appeal to you as a woman because I am not a surfer, I am going to go smoke a cigarette and eat my chocolate cake for breakfast now.
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So... what did you buy?
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What is the worst thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Shotgun replied to benforde's topic in The Bonfire
Hair cream (whatever that stuff is that guys use to slick their hair back). It tastes really nasty; I don't recommend trying it. -
No, I am a lost Texan who used to be married to a Brit but now married to an Aussie. I spent one summer in England, and I think that crumpets were the only decent food I had the whole time I was there.
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I always see them at one of the grocery stores here in Southern California, so they may have them in AZ too... but I can't remember which store it is - probably Ralph's??? No Marmite though... We go to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods to get Vegemite (I think they have Marmite too), or we order it online.
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Well, you could just do like I do... and avoid wearing formal gowns.