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thats 2 more... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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that would quallify for about 16 spankings... Bend over boy!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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hey, I heard Alaska was an amazing place... but did you hear about South Dakota? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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hehe, seems like that will work... watch out... my hands are ready... **smack** The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Ok new Punishment... next one to mention that dreaded word, gets spankings... wait, no that won't work... damn damn damn, what shall we do... hmmmmmmm The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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YES! We've got one! He didn't mention Eloy. He's a prisoner of war. Watch out, Pablito...we do crazy things to our prisoners that involve handcuffs, whips and chains! watch it Carrie, I hear he may be into that... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Ok, now ya made it personal... hehehe...how I don't know.. but ya did... does anyone remember the name of that place that a bunch of WACKO's went to for christmas... wasn't it... FLORIDA????????? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... eloy eloy eloy... blah blah blah...sorry I had WAY too much caffiene this morning The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I'm with ya woman!!!!!!!! Stop the madness people... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I'll be in WA but i am looking at options..usually that whole week is cleared for whatever i feel like, this year may be a bit tighter... hey i just realized i now know 4 wonderful female types who arrived on the most fabulous day of the year!! we had one knock down drag out in college, one where i got (and gave) the best presents possible.. \ it takes some amazing people to arrive on such an amazing day!!!!!!!
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! We do share the most amazing day don't we!!!!!!!! How far from NYC are ya?You should make the trip for the big day!!!!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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hehehe, please leave the video out, my birthday has been known to get a bit out of control at times!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 6TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is believed that there will be a LARGE suare somewhere in New York City... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Something entertaining... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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are you accepting Bribes? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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And would I be the stalker or the stalkee... hahaha, New Years eve, i was the cell phone stalker... HAHAHAHAH WOO WOO The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I knew you would all appreciate that one~ The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Cool things about being a man: 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work... more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37. The world is your urinal. Ten Things men know for sure about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Hahahahahahahaha thhhhhhhhhppppppppptttttttt The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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one can always send his/her letters to Travis to have them spell checked... hehe, on second thought, maybe not!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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hehe, would any of us actually ever get a job that requires that? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I must say that is a shameless plug... but a good one! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Consider it brought babeeeeeeeeeeee The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO you go girl!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Allright Alex, when I come to Paris and London in April, we're going to have to see about a few of these things!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are