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i think it was the newest weezer cd, or maybe the newest O.A.R. album, not sure, i bought them about the same time.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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like douva had pictures.. a skark dive is a dive(scuba or freedive) with sharks!!! sounds like fun....(as long as i would live through it.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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ditto what ya said.... hangovers are a good learning tool!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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dude, it's the internet, nothing is serious here.... no want of kicking your ass.. and as for girlfriend....naw, future wife.. elvis is gona mary us... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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no, but i have a friend that had a bad experiance.. i learned from his mistake....i've never been homeless... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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Geee... that line usuallly works for me. How about a blow job instead? I'll do you too. wow you are soooo cool..... can you teach me to be just like you???? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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a good day to him in the best possible way.... but why wouldn't he beable to read this? i know he doesn't post anymore, but he could still lurk maybe...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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color.... atleast the ones i remeber... as it is though, it's been a long while since i even remeber having a dream...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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well okay... but if after the jump and imported beer, we end up in las vegas i can not be held acountable...... i wonder how much it would cost to have elvis marry us? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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have had roomates of both genders..... and like it was said before..... it's not a matter of gender, but lifestyle.. and word of advice...... if you end up living with a chick, never, and i repeatmyslef ever sleep with her!! think of it as a bad thing... cuz it probly won't end up pretty and then you end up homeless...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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will you mary me?? you had me at imports ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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i'm in love......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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do it all the time.. alot of my friends work diffrent schedules or live far away so it's hard to get to go, and my skill at asking women out to a movie sux, so i go by myself.... i like to watch movies, don't need someone there to enjoy it... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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okay, you can come, but to be fair, you first have to meet the requirments on my list of eligable females....... 1. be alive 2. be cool 3. and not be old enought to be my mom.. so say under 52.....lol... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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a rock... or 50 bucks and a call to the local locksmith...... good luck.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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okay here is the thread synopsis: single gal in florida has a list or requirements for "eligable males". she posted it to the internet in hopes of getting responses..... lots of guys have jumped at the chance of responding even if they don't meet the requirments (myself included) some have even tried to convince here that she should be a little less strict on the age requirment. then it turned into a party.. i'm bringing the finger sandwiches.. we don't know what she is bringing.. i'm hoping for chips and salsa............ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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okay, so some how i ended up in a bathtub................ and sheri, can i squeege the peach with you??? hehehehehehe but you can't wear the apple catchers..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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oh please say chips and salsa...........i'll bring the little finger sandwiches.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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done one, it was with an exgirlfriend and will be remebered... but since my cherry got popped, i'm ready for more...... so ladies........ and yes, i think it is sort of getting lost, fullfaces and freeflying make it kind of hard... cuz unless you are really good, it is sort of hard to fly up headdown and kiss some one in freefall without completly funneling the jump... one your belly it is prety easy.. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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yes..... that's what started it all, because he had his pants half down, they depanced him..... now, why he then comenced to streak the landing area is beyond me.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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when the dog starts talking kelly, it's time to up the medication...... and did ya ever think of it like this, maybe derek gave fox treats before he went to sleep.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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well, last night i somehow made it into a bathtub in an rv i was sleeping in... not sure how i got there, as i went to sleep on the couch... very wierd.. maybe it wasn't a black out, maybe it was sleep walking, i duno..... was once at wffc and was sad that i missed the rodrigez brothers initiations one night, well chasingbluesky telms me i was there, i said no, i went to sleep before, and he was like, no, i have pictures.... and then he showed me pictures of me there... it looked like i was having a good time.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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my parents house on a nice sunny summer afternoon, sitting on the front porch... a close second would be walking through pretty much any small to medium european city... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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: 6 : 1 went to spaceland this weekend, sort of got kidnapped as i planned to go to skydive houston on sunday and got a little to drunk sat night to make it there sunday.. did get some fun freefly jumps in and gasp even put on a bumper suit for the FIRST time in like 3 years...and even went up and turned some points (4 i think) but i had a blast hanging out with everyone, even got to see a couple unexpected people i knew from utah that were down visiting another friend. got to see (not a good thing) a naked british guy running around squirting people with a garden hose and the british guy freaked out beth and she hung up... all in all a very funn weekend.... p.s. scarysheri is hella cool... and hot i might add!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
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damn, all i need to do is learn to scubadive, and stop smoking......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"