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A Husband and wife are shopping in their local store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.' “Clean up on aisle 9. Man down!” Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

He’s a better artist than human being.

If he's over farmland, as Kamkisky suggests, with a lot of open flat area, that bodes in his favor. I can't see much scenario where the money gets badly damaged on landing, unless he full terminal impacts right on top of it on rocks. And it wasn't soaked with body fluids? I had to laugh for poor Mac the other day. He says he's never jumped before, and he exits at over 300 mph. You can tell me if I'm right, but I'm guessing that exit threw him ass over teakettle several times. (And he managed to pull and get open.)

Hi Keith, It would be fair to Kelly Farrington, if I did not submit this photo: Jerry Baumchen

The reports say he seems to have suffered a mid-air medical episode. We live in a world where there isn’t always recourse when we suffer something like that. Wendy P.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.