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Afternoon, Jerry. I looked at the site. I would donate if it were more a bipartisan or Independent's focused pac. It is good to see a grass roots movement for changing out the old guard. Maybe some momentum.

You start to understand how they get away with it. Baffle with bullshit and it’s just too exhausting to try and stay on top of.

I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won’t be making them any longer. Bummer.

Out for a drive recently and stopped by my childhood home. I knocked and asked the people living there is I could come inside as I felt nostalgic about the home I grew up in. They said no and slammed the door! Damn, I hate my parents.

Go to your room.

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" And sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "You two will be chained together for all eternity. Now go." The chained couple departs, and the other two women asked St Peter why? He said, "she stepped on a duck, and so as punishment she gets chained to an ugly man for the rest of time." The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and almost immediately along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together and says: "You two will be chained together for all eternity. Now go." The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together and tells them to get along. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"