Well, I actually meant to say that mine has 792 items...
I'm going to guess some of yours are:
Wore Mr. Magoo glasses - +5 points
Had no thick lower lip - +25 points
Had a square head - +82 points
Had a fat nose - + 17 points
Told the crew information about his family - +8 points
Missing noticeable teeth - +7 points
Let's passengers go out the aft stairs - +10 points
Tells hostages who his most recent employer was - +25 points
Wore gloves some of the time but not all the time - +15 points
Had noticeable growth on nose - +27 points
Used a pistol - +72 points
Smoked Benson and Hedges, not Raleighs - +15 points
Told crew that his identity would be found in his baggage after he left - +14 points
Asked for newspapers to read about himself - +18 points
Crew describes hijacker as mentally unbalanced - +25 points
My own suspect - + 8,427 points
I mean, really, Flyjack, I think you've got it man. It really is JUST LIKE COOPER