A man just married his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing. Maybe you should get rid of your guns and boat."
The man immediate got this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”For a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before".
”I wasn't"