A wife asks her husband, "If I died would you get remarried"
The husband says, "Well I guess possibly"
The wife asks, "Would you let her drive my new car"
The husband responds, "It is new and nice and would hate to let it go to waste"
The wife asks, "Would you let her cook in my new kitchen"
The husband replies, "We just remodeled it and would be a shame not to use it"
The wife asks, " Would you let her use my new golf clubs"
The husband replies, " Absolutely not, she's left handed"