A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a
text:
"If you are sleeping,
send me your dreams. If
you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating,
send me a bite. If you are
drinking send me a sip. If
you are crying, send me
your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically non-
romantic, replied:
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."