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Denial of what everyone can see? Trump is all about the border. By which he means the SOUTHERN border. Meanwhile, criminals are apprehended at the Canadian border three times as often as on the Mexican border. Has he ever mentioned a Canadian wall? The horrible problem of undocumented immigrants that we must stop at all costs? 45% of Mexican immigrants to the US are undocumented. 95% of American immigrants into Mexico are undocumented. Funny how you never hear republicans demanding that US citizens obey the law there. Their own racism? We are talking about the US president claiming that brown skinned US women who are US citizens, and mostly born in the US, are not Americans. If you are going to try to derail a thread because you can't debate it any more, at least get the derail attempt right! BTW climate change deniers are not all Republicans, nor are Republicans all climate change deniers. There are some pretty smart Republicans still. Shame on you for lumping them all together.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

John Mc Cain wss baited by members of the public at a rally when they said that Obama was an Arab. John Mc Cain didnt start chanting 'Send him home' he stood up for Obama and explained that he was a decent man who had different political ideas. People bending over backwards to defend Trump are tarring themselves with the same brush that Trump has used to tar himself.

Yes. Let's stop and pause. In the same breath he was asked by one reporter if he believes in the principle that people should be able to criticise the government (and god knows he's on record enough times hating the US government) and another reporter (apparently since she's inaudible) asks him about some salacious, unverified, illogical rumour. What does he choose to go with? Right, he chooses to go with "the fact" that she married her brother. What wonderfully grown up behaviour. Come on man, regrow your damn spine and call out this reptile for the slimy, lying, racist asshole he is. Don't let him drag you down out of spite for the left, you're only hurting yourself.

Right, that's what he does. "She's disgusting. She kills kittens. That's what they say, I don't know. But everyone is saying it. It's disgusting." That way he can say "I never said it!" I know you are bending over backwards to defend this guy, but really - you are getting ridiculous. You're smarter than this. Meanwhile, let's see what the US government has to say about the definition of racism. From the US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: “Ethnic slurs and other verbal or physical conduct because of nationality are illegal if they are severe or pervasive and create an intimidating, hostile or offensive working environment, interfere with work performance, or negatively affect job opportunities. Examples of potentially unlawful conduct include insults, taunting, or ethnic epithets, such as making fun of a person’s foreign accent or comments like, ‘Go back to where you came from,’ whether made by supervisors or co-workers.” What's wrong with obeying the law?

Same :-D No shaving on jump days. However, otherwise I don't have problems with anything like that. To OP: Maybe it's some kind of allergy? Wash the covers from time to time, if possible.

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said $50. "Why so cheap?" she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she'll have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam!" The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

OMG, you’re back.

Okay, I'll bite. Please lay out the case for Liberals being racists. I am a Libtard so please make it easy to understand.

I want to hear the Navajo perspective on immigration.

Forgot I wrote that! I really shouldn't post right after the bar closes... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

I have the Army Field Manual for paratroop jumpers and it shows a picture (drawing) of a line over and specifically names it a Mae West - for obvious reasons. And, that's what we were taught in Army paratroop school at Fort Benning in 1964. Also Bud Sellick's book of about 1960 or 1961 so names it. Main/reserve entanglement with round canopies named a Mae West? Nope.

Hi BirdBoy, Yeah I know... I get that 'quite a character' stuff a lot... At least I think that's what they said...tough to really tell when they're spittin teeth I guess... Gotta say...I started jumping 37 years ago, and still do regularly to this day...face it, like every other Skydiving 'Tourist' ya got ONE jump story to tell, and at is point it's starting to sound like you'll probably get it wrong... Like most of the old farts that follow this thread, I too have hundreds & hundreds of jumps on old round military canopies... I was a static instructor at he age of 18, I actually taught so many students on that type of equipment that demonstrating PLF's & holding a dope roped 4-pin with one foot on a Cessna step, paid my way through college. I know what a fuckin' Mae West is... What I don't know is just who it was that told you that two canopies deployed is called that exclusively...but rest assured, they were wrong then and you're wrong now. Perhaps 'they' were going off a different book than every other instructor on the planet, or could be your memory is fuzzy from all the skydiving you almost did...but either way little bird, might not be the best idea to keep layin' little eggs in a Vipers playground. ~Just sayin' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." "A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKING MY TEETH WITH HER." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !