StevePhelps 0 #1 May 12, 2005 I need new material! Besides ... Hey, tell us what your name is and what you're doing today? How high are we going? (10K) Almost 2 miles! (12K) That's over two miles! What made you want to do this? Are you excited? Whose gonna be your best buddy on this jump? Let's go do it!! PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MORE SCHTICK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #2 May 12, 2005 During a post jump interview, I once had a TM chine in and ask, "So, are you going to go home and beat your wife?" I chose not to use that one, but if you really need ideas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 May 12, 2005 Point at your female passengers husband while whispering to the camera: "SHHH...Don't tell anyone, but I'm jumping his wife....." PS. Your comic strip ROCKS!! Keep upi the good work!!!Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #4 May 12, 2005 We're always talking about having a competition between the vidiots to see who can put the most stock material on their video."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 May 12, 2005 Here comes the point of no return. Oops, there it went! (after hookup) You feel nice and secure now? Good. A false sense of security is better than nothing at all. "Hey Deuce! Does that ankle-bracelet your parole officer put on you work at this altitude?" "I understand the Methadone keeps you from getting sick, but does it get you high like the smack did?" "You ever get that feeling like you are forgetting something?" "My first skydive was a night-water jump. I closed my eyes and peed my pants" "I shouldn't have taken all that cough syrup" Travel. Come skydive with us at the Byron Boogie this fall. We do patois like no other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #6 May 12, 2005 QuoteHere comes the point of no return. Oops, there it went! "You ever get that feeling like you are forgetting something?" "My first skydive was a night-water jump. I closed my eyes and peed my pants" DEUCE!! I'm adding these to my sctick!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #7 May 13, 2005 Seen this one? http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=1538 Edit: never mind, I see your comment in there already. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alw 0 #8 May 13, 2005 "After you tell everybody at the office you got high this weekend - you're really gonna need this video" "Bugs don't start till 1000 feet - so you can smile till then" "Think of it this way - it's like driving at Bristol without the car." --------------------------------------------- Every day is a bonus - every night is an adventure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #9 May 13, 2005 To redneck males: "This is the only time in your life you're gonna love having a man strapped to your ass." To TMs in front of the passengerstudent: "So, did they give you your licence back? Really? Not guilty? You must have a good lawyer!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #10 May 13, 2005 Kind of an obvious one but i've heard it more than once...to the TM in front of the passenger: Did you take your pills? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 May 13, 2005 Quote"So, did they give you your licence back? Really? Not guilty? You must have a good lawyer!" I'm not a huge fan of schtick but i like that one! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #12 May 14, 2005 Quote Kind of an obvious one but i've heard it more than once...to the TM in front of the passenger: Did you take your pills? To which I answer: "Yeah, I took all of them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
partyboy 0 #13 May 15, 2005 Pla-Bonga Pla-bonga, Tom Robins Fan, huh? Up High!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
