diablopilot 2 #1 March 15, 2005 Arch is what you do on your belly in freefall to go faster. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YISkyDive 0 #2 March 15, 2005 Thats my bad lol -dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 March 15, 2005 'sal right, man....you ain't the first......and I'm just being a dick......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #4 March 15, 2005 Quote'sal right, man....you ain't the first......and I'm just being a dick...... Delete! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 March 15, 2005 well since you brought it up....lemme AXE you a question"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #6 March 15, 2005 Here ya go : Rectum I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. Hotel I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. Disappointment My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. Penis I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. Israel Tito tried to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". Catacomb I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. Undermine There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. Acoustic When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. Iraq When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. Stain My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" Seldom My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. Honor At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first? Dictate My girfriend say my dictate good. Odyssey I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!" Axe After school today, the police want to axe me some questions. Fortify I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify." Income I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. ....BUT (just to keep it on topic) this balances out the people that say they had a good "Arc" when trying to refer to their arch. Cheers! --JairoLow Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimblair13 0 #7 March 15, 2005 Now THAT is funny! I think I pissed in my panties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #8 March 15, 2005 I know my boss has spell check on her e-mail but I keep receiving e-mails where she refers to "tomarrow". I always reply, "Yes. I'll take care of that tomorrow." Still hasn't caught on... Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #9 March 17, 2005 QuoteArch is what you do on your belly in freefall to go faster. As long as we're playing this game: brake: these things slow you down break: what happens to bones when you forget to brake - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #10 March 17, 2005 Yeah, that one too.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 March 17, 2005 QuoteArch is what you do on your belly in freefall to go faster. I always thought it was the "recovery fart".....hmmm..maybe I was wrong7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YISkyDive 0 #12 March 17, 2005 Man guys, you 'al just rippin' apart the immagrant. Sheesh. No one said English as a second language was easy???!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ematteo 0 #13 March 28, 2005 immigrant? Quote Man guys, you 'al just rippin' apart the immagrant. Sheesh. No one said English as a second language was easy???!!! Live Hard, Ride Hard. ITS ALL ABOUT THE RIDE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #14 March 29, 2005 And bridal for bridle. People who pronounce Cypres as 'Siprus'. It is Cybernetic not Sibernetic - get it right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,593 #15 March 29, 2005 Well while we're at it, can you flare with flair? And the 'Siprus' thing, why can't people say it right!!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites johnny1488 1 #16 March 30, 2005 I love when people ask when to replace their break lines. If they broke, the answer should be obvious! Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ffejdraga 0 #17 April 1, 2005 yeah man I hear ya! There is a sublte difference between being all drunk and typin' in the forums and not knowing you are making bad spelling errors... More of the same... jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jakee 1,593 #15 March 29, 2005 Well while we're at it, can you flare with flair? And the 'Siprus' thing, why can't people say it right!!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #16 March 30, 2005 I love when people ask when to replace their break lines. If they broke, the answer should be obvious! Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #17 April 1, 2005 yeah man I hear ya! There is a sublte difference between being all drunk and typin' in the forums and not knowing you are making bad spelling errors... More of the same... jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
