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Who chopped my main?

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Luckily my air forxe contact was able to swap it for a brand new pair, These days they are a bit more stingy, you only get a new pair if you hand in both the old ones....

Came from guys swapping one for two, and then a few weeks later swapping the other one for another pair.

It took the AF a while to wise up to that one, I guess they might have got a QM with a brain and ambitions of promotion for a change....
My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....

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I fired my reserve and was in the saddle at 1,000 feet.



Geez, bro. How long did it take you to realize your main left????

Even if you didn't throw out until 2K, I would think you would saddle a bit higher than that if your main left as it deployed.
Chuck Akers
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Houston, TX

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I felt the main come off my back and then within a couple of seconds I new I had nothing out, but didn't know why, so I fired my reserve. In the saddle a 1,000 feet. I was thankful I beat the cyprus. I've already had one of those.

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I had a guy pull one of my gloves off at 10 grand one time, on a RW dive. He had it in his hand for a bit, I looked at him, and then the idiot let it go. Never to be seen again.

I was a bit annoyed about that.



Not to one-up you but just for the hilarity of it...

Guy with a strap-on leg...somebody docked on him and took the leg off...then freaked out and let it go.

'Nother one....strap-on leg came off in freefall and smacked guy in the face...kicked his own self in the face...and caught it. Landed with his leg in his hand.
My reality and yours are quite different.
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