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dropzonefool

T-I's and "don't grab my hands"

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i keep it simple,
"dont grab my hands! if you die i am going to bite your hand of, or this is the right hand of god, up there i am god dont touch them so god can save you"

then i make sure my hands are never in a possition to be grabbed.
life is a journey not to arrive at the grave in a pristine condition but to skid in sideways kicking and screaming, shouting "fuck me what a ride!.

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A few stories from TI's I know:

One guy, (well over 6', well over 200 pounds), had a strong
male student grab both hands so firmly he could not break free.
(Now mind you this was back before AAD's were in use on tandem rigs.)
So with all his might, he punched the student in the side of the face
hard enough that it temporarily knocked the student out.

The other TI had a female student whose arms began flailing right
out the door like she was looking for something to grab. So he
carefully kept his arms well out of her reach. However she DID
find something to grab; So they spent the entire freefall with
her firmly grasping both of his butt-cheeks.

Last story was a TI training jump. Immediately after opening,
the experienced jumper who was playing "student" heard these
anxious, but firm words: "Joe, don't make any sudden moves!
Now slowly open your hands and take them off of the handles."

The rig was equipped with auxiliary cutaway and reserve handles
on the passengers harness. Joe was accustomed to instinctively
grabbing his risers on every opening, and didn't realize he had
grabbed the webbing between the passenger harness and the TI's
attachment point, which included the handles.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I recall when Tandem jumping was fairly new hearing some stories about how some body builder student got a death grip on the Instructor's arm and how it was scary, blah, blah. I'm wondering now if it was some skydiving urban myth that got passed around by Tandem Instructors when so few people were Tandem Instructors that they thought they were Skygods. Wouldn't surprise me.




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Not an urban myth Gary...Happened to me.
...and yes, there IS video!

We use to offer Tandem rides to various
"celebs" as a promotion for air shows etc.

Usually local media personalities...the day prior
to an event during the "press day" show.

I took a guy my size..6'4" 220...
retired Tampa Bay Bucks tight end
that was doing the sports on some local
channel there.

He FREAKED in FF...
Arms 'swimming' like mad...and puking like
a junkie! >:(

He got hold of my thumbs and I couldn't
shake loose.

Video shows me yelling in his ear and
several tries to pull my hands loose....

~before I bite him on the neck.

He let go to grab the injury.[:/]

I was tempted to start giving passengers
MITTENS! :ph34r:













~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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The other TI had a female student whose arms began flailing right
out the door like she was looking for something to grab. So he
carefully kept his arms well out of her reach. However she DID
find something to grab; So they spent the entire freefall with
her firmly grasping both of his butt-cheeks.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Yes, several girls have grabbed my butt cheeks on exit.
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!

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During our training time together, I will stand behind the student and have them grab my hands....then ask them if they should do this.....who is pulling the ripcord? When the light bulb comes on you can ask them what they should never do.....they all come up with "don't grab your hands" pretty quickly.



According to most thoughts of learning you are teaching most of your students to grab your hands in a high stress situation.
:o:o:o

Uncle/GrandPapa Whit
Unico Rodriguez # 245
Muff Brother # 2421

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