howardwhite 6 #1 March 13, 2009 SkySystems, the folks who previously brought you condoms disguised as tube stoes, passed out "Helmet Fresheners" at PIA this year. I just got around to reading the warning label (which is very small.) The package also says "Prevents that 'not so fresh feeling' that may accompany long boogies and competitions. May partially mask environmental anomalies due to lower pressure at high altitude." HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #2 March 13, 2009 Should have said, "In no way will this product protect you from CHUCK NORRIS, ..." not Chuck wagons!When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 March 14, 2009 The tube stow condom thing reminded me of the 'Stealth Condoms' that use to be sold at airshows before Northrop got pissed. The shirt still gets laughs, the cardboard B-2 with a red, a white and a blue condom in it says: They'll never see you coming! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
