Skydiving paraody song

[StevePhelps 0]

I'm Gonna Miss Her
parody by Steve Phelps
(with apologies to Brad Paisley & Frank Rogers)

Well I love her
But I love to jump
I spend all day out on this drop zone
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I made a jump today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this drop zone
And I'm packin' my rig
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a flite

Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that plane's idlin'
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' how many points I may turn today

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this drop zone
And I'm packin' my rig
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a flite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a flite