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ChileRelleno

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it's cool dude,I did a nekkid jump today, I still have all my apendages, :)


anywho, to the pie thing, my DZ uses silly string, rather than pies, keep fro a long time, doesn't spoil, but is still really, really messy, especialy when they pull your pants open on top and spray it down!!!!


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Okay, I'm going to be the odd man out on this.

I don't like getting pie. I have never pied anyone, so I expect the same respect.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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A few years ago there was a gunging but people went wayy overboard and some got hurt during the gunging, other got urt after the gunging



Gunging? Please explain gunging to us yanks.


Sorry Chile,
Gunging is were they save up old kitchen scraps, beer, and assorted other vile crap and keep it in a 44 gallon drum (or other receptacle) on auspicious occasions it either gets dumped on you or you get dumped in it.
It was part of the "Crossing the Equator" ceremony when I was in the NAVY, and I've seen footage of it from a few years ago, being used on the DZs.
Not many people find it amusing to be the recipient
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Ahhh yes, I understand now, thats pretty vile allright:o!
I could see people getting pretty irate... Even violent over such a putrid mess.

The US Navy (pretty much all sailors I think) has similar initation ceremonies for lowly Wogs crossing the equator for the firstime, their journey to Shellback is made as wet, cold, oily, greasy, smelly and nasty as possible >:(. King Neptunes court would not be complete without a visit to the Royal Baby and his foul belly:D.

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

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OK pieface, here's the deal! YOU are NOT the keeper of the pie rules or dictate who, when or why someone gets pied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somewhere in another thread pie rules etc were covered. The only rule is that there are no rules except "Jungle Rules!" Get it? Anyone can get pied for anything or nothing at any time anywhere. Beware of consequences for your actions. Walking back to the packing area one time I noticed a couple of people trying to clean pie off Glo's rig!!! Well Dan ducked and the rig got it!! Like it was a "Brand New Vector!!" and if it was my rig I think someone would have bought it right then and there!!

A lot of people DON'T share your views and neither do I. I don't participate in pieing people. Getting pied is nothing but pure humiliation and I'm sorry but I'm not into that! I don't need you or anyone else to try to humiliate me, I can do a great job of that with no help from you or anyone else!! Got that? Something else you havn't thought of is that your actions can be considered as an assault in a court of law and you would be liable for damages. BS you say? Ask a lawyer. If someone doesn't want to play your silly game and you "touch" them, good luck pal!!!!!!!! If you don't get arrested, handcuffed and dragged off in a squad car by the local "gendarmes" then there the Civil suit to deal with. Either of these senarios will co$t you big dollar$.

If you want to get pied, that's your gig. But be advised that some other people DON'T and be ready for the consequences, like, for example, getting pied back with pie in a cast iron skillit (dum-dum ammo) and I hope you can take that with a smile!!!!!
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Are you serious, did someone piss in your cheerios?
Or are you being facetious?

This post started as and is a goodnatured ribbing being poked at pie and those who avoid it.

Are you angry about pie?
Tell me about your mother (fruedian:P), did she not make pies?
Did you have a odd encounter with a older child in possession of a mudpie as a child?
Can you figure Pi?


:P:):D:D:D

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

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About 11 years ago, I was pied for my 100th jump in Eloy. The day before I got on a plane back to Winnipeg.

On the first leg of the flight, I noticed a really bad odor. Many of us were commenting on who must've puked on the plane.

Walking through Minneapolis airport, I took off my hat to scratch my head. The 6 or so people and myself instantly realized it was me! The hat was containing the smell and when I removed it, the stink almost knocked us off our feet. It was like sour baby milk left in an old gym sneaker for a month.

In a panic, we all dashed to the bathroom where I soaked and rinsed my head, washed it with hand soap and Lavoris (which someone had in there travel bag). After that, I stunk like hand soap, Lavoris, and sour baby milk left in a gym sneaker for a month.:$

The flight from Minneapolis to Winnipeg was the worst flight of my life. I could see the other passengers looking around to see who was puking and hear the snickering of my fellow jumpers.:S

I'm just glad the nickname "Stinky" didn't stick.

***NEVER USE REAL WHIPPING CREAM***;)


I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.

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OK pieface, here's the deal. Yes I am serious. Please search for the previous thread about pie rules for further reference. Trouble is that pieing gets out of hand. I have a lot of trouble with figuring out how humiliating the he2xl out of someone is suppose to be "honoring" them??? If you want to "honor" someone for a milestone (1000 jumps or the like) try toasting them with a bottle of good champagne, "Here's to your 1000th jump and may there be many more!!" etc. Pieing is great silent movies era slapstick comedy ala the Keystone Cops!! 50,000 comedians out of work and you want to be funny!! I guess you just enjoy humiliating people as long as you can get away with it. If you got tied to a chair and had about 50 people come at you with pies, you would get tired of it really quick! (Yes, this really happened to someone at Old Elsinore)

I don't remember when "pieing" got started at the dz but the late 70's at Old Elsinore it was "pie crazy!" When I got to my 1000th jump, nobody knew except me and my wife and we weren't talking. Just went up and did a fun jump with friends. Because of the "pie crazy" myself and a lot of other people didn't volunteer any significant achievements. It was everyone's loss.

Like I said, I don't need the likes of you or anyone else to try to humiliate me, I am quite capable of doing that with no help from anyone! I am really not interested in your twisted form of humor so please count me out if you really feel that you just really need to pie someone!!!

Ditto to squeak
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Ah heck Deli, you sound like you'd probably call participation in a texas style Star Crest ceremony humiliating. Now I know that I'm not gonna change your mind about pieing or anything else for that matter, your most likely like a old dog set in his ways, beliefs and routines and are gonna growl at me even if I'm holding a milkbone pie:P.

Pieing is not, "not," supposed to be humiliating. As we've talked about it here its supposed to be a ritual, a rite of passage, FUN! Not nasty concoctions or pieing people who "really" do not want to be pied, most of those who get chased are making a game out of it in the first place. Granted some people will go overboard or pie anybody, even people they don't know:o, tying somebody to a chair and fifty people pieing them is not fun or funny... I wholeheartedly agree.

My post was started in goodnature, jokingly, and your getting your hackles up.
Go growl and howl elsewhere... Either that or go make me a hoagie, Deli:P:D.

Blueskies to you also,
may we meet and jump together and have fun doing it.
Sincerely, Chile Relleno Rodriguez RB#414

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

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Like I said, I don't need the likes of you or anyone else to try to humiliate me, I am quite capable of doing that with no help from anyone! I am really not interested in your twisted form of humor so please count me out if you really feel that you just really need to pie someone!!!

Ditto to squeak


No problemo
I personally dont have a probelm with light hearted pieing.;)....
I do however have an issue with idiots taking things too far.
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Hey, half the fun in pieing someone is chasing the poor bastard down...



A few years ago at Skydive Houston we had an experienced skydiver injured doing just that. The pie-ee was fleeing and zigged upon approach to a wall. The pursuing pie-er wasn't as agile, missed the zig, smacked into the wall, and broke his wrist.

It is the only pie incident injury I've ever heard of in 25 years.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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A lot of people DON'T share your views and neither do I. I don't participate in pieing people. Getting pied is nothing but pure humiliation and I'm sorry but I'm not into that! I don't need you or anyone else to try to humiliate me...



You start by saying that others have different views, and then continue on to try and force your views upon everyone else. Maybe you should consider allowing others to have their good-natured fun, without trying to impose *your* view upon *them*. It's not your place to decide what is "humiliating" to others.

If you don't wish to participate, just let everyone know in a firm manner, as you have here. And I would then expect others to honor your wishes. And let others choose to participate in their own way.

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