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What to do on 1000 jump?

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Then how come you never bought when I coined you?



You're right - Guilty. Next time I'm in town, I'm bringing you a case (and some pie). ;)
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not just SF. It goes on throughout the military. Well at least in the army. Can't really talk about other branches because I really have no clue. damn, I have been in nearly 2 years and still haven't gotten a coin >:(
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Have a load of people doing hop and pops from altitude at sunset. Smuggle an airline sized bottle of wine in your jumpsuit. (Those don't fizz at altitude.) Sip some wine under canopy, leave your brakes stowed till you get lower, enjoy the scenery and reflect about your skydiving adventures.

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take up a streamer with a huge diameter and shoot through it. . dont know if this would work but that would be a crazy shot!


"Good rule of thumb; is what you are doing the EASIEST for You? Because if it is, it ain't going to work for the people around you."

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Have a load of people doing hop and pops from altitude at sunset. Smuggle an airline sized bottle of wine in your jumpsuit. (Those don't fizz at altitude.) Sip some wine under canopy, leave your brakes stowed till you get lower, enjoy the scenery and reflect about your skydiving adventures.



Another good idea, although with flying videos, I may not be able to make sure it (1000th jump) arrives at sunset. It would be cool if it did. Thanks Karen, great idea!

steveOrino

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Do your 1,000th jump when it's convenient for you!

No one will really know unless you tell them.

My 1,000th jump was somewhat lame.. but 1,003 was a kick ass 10 way with some awesome flyers!!:P

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

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I should hit jump # 1000 in a week - 10 days. What should I do?



Drink heavily?

Oh, you mean while you're in the air.

Some random ideas...

- Draw a comic strip while in freefall.

- I've heard something like the wine idea, but in this case it was to take a cold beer with you on sunset load, and drink beer under canopy.

- Besides the pressurized can of whipped cream, somebody just might be able to hang onto a pie in freefall if the pie pan had double-sided tape, or Velcro, or similar on it. It would have to be covered with a jettisonable cover, or the relative wind would scatter the pie before it could be deployed.

- If you can time it to happen over Memorial Day weekend, do a water/humanitarian jump into Grand Lake. I hear that over holiday weekends, there are pontoon boats full of girls that are so underprivileged that they don't have any clothes to wear. Show some concern for those less fortunate and bring them some clothes.

- Probably hard to organize on short notice, but the 1000 way out of Cessnas does sound interesting. Now that Cessna is making piston singles again, maybe they would sponsor it as a publicity stunt. All they would need is to provide 250 Cessnas and to pay BJ Worth more money than there is to organize it. :)

- Do #999 as a bandit night jump into TUL, then get packed and ready to go. In the morning, sit by the side of the active with your rig on, thumb out, and a cardboard sign with "10,000" written on it. (This does assume you can get a lift before you get arrested.)

Eule
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ha ha, man i didn't know we could coin each other outside of work, i got a four star that only one person in my unit can trump, bastard got the SMA's coin. if it were me i'd take my dog skydiving, dunno if she'd like it, german shepards are big ass dogs
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I know someone who did just that... but had their mains connected backwards. I'm not sure they pulled points after the chop though.

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It happens in the Canadian military as well. At least in the regiment here in Kingston. My father got coined at the mess, and had to buy a round for the entire mess full of people.

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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. ~ Thomas Jefferson

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