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I mudsuckered my AFF instructor.

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I didn't mean to.

I was on AFF 6, doing a dive exit out of a C182.

Good prep, thought it was a good launch, but when I pushed out, the wind caught me and slammed me into the doorway.

The look on my instructor's face was priceless.

I recovered and dove out, then went head-down to catch up to him.

Pulled off the back flip and forward movement flawlessly.

Landing was within 20 yards of the target, slid in a little, but stood it up at the end.

He came over to me and told me that if he could graduate me on that jump he would.

Holy crap, this sport is way too addicting.

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.I recovered and dove out, then went head-down to catch up to him.



Wow, you might be a prodigy.


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told me that if he could graduate me on that jump he would


Andy raises a good point.
I am curious about the "if he could". Which of your TLO's did you not meet in your performance?

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We had a young 22ish show up at the DZ and finish in six levels. They handed him off to me for "Coach" dives (before they were formalized). FIrst one was a mirror dive. Flawless. Second one was an advacned mirror dive... thought I could trick him by combining three manuevers as one - told him to watch all three - then do it. We got down from his 8th dive and he again asked how he did - You don't need to be here. You need to be at Skydive Dallas getting on a four-way team now. He did, he was, he competed his first year and came in fourth with about 125 dives under his belt. Freak. :D
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I graduated at level 6 but that was because of all my jumps. It was ohhh jump number 7 that I started to suck and its been downhill since. AFF was survival skills , I can survive so far but thats about all I can do still.
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I graduated at level 6 but that was because of all my jumps. It was ohhh jump number 7 that I started to suck and its been downhill since. AFF was survival skills , I can survive so far but thats about all I can do still.



ohhh, I'm sure my flying skills are worse than yours! ... like, when i smmash into someone's canopy on landing.. ugh, did i feel bad.

we should do a jump together some day?
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I can remember one jump waaaay back when I was just off student status... My instructor was taking another student up on his freefall progression. I was to do a solo after he and his student jumped. So... student climbs all the way out on the strut, instructor's on the step, me in the door. Instructor goes "ready set go" and falls away with the student still hanging on the strut and I caught the instructor's look on his face which said it all "you dumb fuck, let go!!!!" :D:D:D

I looked at the instructor falling away, looked at the student still on the strut, then decided to jump and leave him behind... He did let go a second later though... :S
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I was hoping someone would ask...;)



.... yep, and I'm hoping someone could explain, I just can do a wild guess, that's it ;)



I couldn't stand the suspense, so I looked it up. 3 different online dictionaries gave the following definition:

mudsucker (Science: zoology) Noun. A woodcock.

I found no definition of "mudsuckered" as a verb.

:|

I thus know now exactly what I knew before: nothing.

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I was hoping someone would ask...;)



.... yep, and I'm hoping someone could explain, I just can do a wild guess, that's it ;)



I couldn't stand the suspense, so I looked it up. 3 different online dictionaries gave the following definition:

mudsucker (Science: zoology) Noun. A woodcock.

I found no definition of "mudsuckered" as a verb.

:|

I thus know now exactly what I knew before: nothing.




:D:D:D:D:D

dudeist skydiver # 3105

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I thus know now exactly what I knew before: nothing.



LOL. For a moment there I thought you knew what a woodcock was and I'm thinking, damn I'm still clueless, but I guess I'm still not the only one. :P
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Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan

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The way my instructor defined it to me was this:

Several years ago he was going up to do a 4-way. The guy with the camera went out on the wing, and the other 3 were getting ready to jump.

They appeared to be going out, but when the 'Go' call came, only the cameraman jumped. The other 3 stayed in plane and laughed their asses off.

He said that they mudsuckered the camera guy by making him jump without them.

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