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lisamariewillbe

Are pie rules set in stone?

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DougH    270

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What ever they really are, the people getting pied will weasle out of it...

"You can't pie retroactively"
"You can't pie because I don't know my jump numbers"
"No this isn't my xxx jump"

Bastids.... :D
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Brains    2

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As with most traditions in skydiving, the bigger deal you make of it, the worse it will be. The people who go around saying "pre-second" are the ones who get the beer rules applied to them. Likewise, the ones who make a stink over pie "RULES" will more than likely get pied. Personally, i am through with pies, i had my fun. If you just let things go, more than likely everyone else will too.;)

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What ever they really are, the people getting pied will weasle out of it...

"You can't pie retroactively"
"You can't pie because I don't know my jump numbers"
"No this isn't my xxx jump"

Bastids.... :D



None of those work. I have pied people months after the deserved it. If you did something that requires pieing you will get your pie, time doesn't mean anything.
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darkwing    5

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Rules vary by place and time. I was at a DZ a while ago that made people into a big pie, by putting them on a picnic table and spreading the ingredients all over them. Some places use REAL pies (my personal choice). Other places use whipped cream on a paper plate and yet others use shaving cream (my least favorite option).

A teammate of mine did his 2000th at Lake Wales a couple of years ago, I got some proper pies from the store, we sat him in a chair, and pied him. A couple of young wuffo kids were there with their families and I let them do it too. I think it was the highlight of their lives.

When I started jumping in 1973 pieing was fairly rare, and only used for 1000 jumps.

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The delay for MY pieing is expired :|





Wrong. A pie knows no date.



Listen to Bozo -- he knows whereof he speaks.

He set a fine example of how to take a pie, I was proud to emulate it.;)

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The delay for MY pieing is expired :|





Wrong. A pie knows no date.



Listen to Bozo -- he knows whereof he speaks.

He set a fine example of how to take a pie, I was proud to emulate it.;)


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No kidding. I shudda never dared Jan.
She got me for 2000 jumps.....a pie for every 500.
That frozen Boston cream pie almost broke my eardrum.
Almost spilled my beer too.......almost. :)


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lisamariewillbe    1

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Almost spilled my beer too.......almost



Im not daring anyone... and dude lucky you didnt spill your beer. I fair and square did what I was told I needed to do to avoid pie and it was supposed to be universal... :|
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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bozo    0

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Almost spilled my beer too.......almost



Im not daring anyone... and dude lucky you didnt spill your beer. I fair and square did what I was told I needed to do to avoid pie and it was supposed to be universal... :|



well dudette.....you just havent frequented the right drop zones yet.


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The delay for MY pieing is expired :|





Wrong. A pie knows no date.



BOZO: you know I have never gotten pied.. even when you and pnut made the big deal about it...

remember all I had to do was .... and no one has attempted it
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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well dudette.....you just havent frequented the right drop zones yet.



Im at one of the best ones .... >:( I just got tricked :| my own fault but it will be fun to think of my payback




Let me give you a little history.
The Jan that I mentiond...that caused my pieing ...was bragging all over at Lodi that she had never...and would never...be pied.
I got with some of the folks up there.....they duct taped jan into a chair and whacked her with 12 really nasty pies.
She swore revenge on me, as somehow I had escaped pies for 20 years.
She got me back at Sebastian.


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bozo    0

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BOZO: you know I have never gotten pied.. even when you and pnut made the big deal about it...

remember all I had to do was .... and no one has attempted it




Ya know LeRoy...you skeered me and Pnutty with all your Special Forces stories and shit.
Yeah...that was it. :o)


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BOZO: you know I have never gotten pied.. even when you and pnut made the big deal about it...

remember all I had to do was .... and no one has attempted it




Ya know LeRoy...you skeered me and Pnutty with all your Special Forces stories and shit.
Yeah...that was it. :o)



Pulleasez... I am a paper pushing desk jockey.... er um I mean Human Resource, strenght manager.. ya that sounds better
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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bozo    0

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you know I have never gotten pied



Not really smart to announce in a thread of the person your gonna stay with on your trip..... :D



Oh damn.....LisaMarie.....you have an obligation to Skydivers everywhere to see that LeRoy gets his just dues. GO GIRL !


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you know I have never gotten pied



Not really smart to announce in a thread of the person your gonna stay with on your trip..... :D



Oh damn.....LisaMarie.....you have an obligation to Skydivers everywhere to see that LeRoy gets his just dues. GO GIRL !



I am sure me and LM can make a cordial business arrangement in exchange to be pied
Leroy


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