Meux 0 #26 September 13, 2007 Beer Rules are clearly written. No ambiguity there at all. Regarding the pie rules, there is obviously some disagreement there, but anytime someone is getting votes in the 90% range to get pied, It must be done. This could be called a general purpose pieing. MH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #27 September 13, 2007 I agree that you should not be pied for your 500th. I do think you should be able to register at Tiffany's for it though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #28 September 13, 2007 Quote I do think you should be able to register at Tiffany's for it though. I always thought you seemed like a smart woman. That just proves it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #29 September 13, 2007 Quote My schedule only allows me to jump twice a month. Bummer. Quote If the weather is bad on those days or if my son has a soccer game, I'm screwed. Can't do anything about the weather... but... Hmmm... 2 thoughts... Soooo, you're officially a Soccer Mom. Consider pulling your kid out of Soccer and bringing him to the DZ and teaching him to pack. Its a much more valueable life skill anyways and he can earn money for mom to jump. Quote Plus, I don't have a lot of extra money because of this damn wedding in November ... see what I said about making the kid pack to earn money so you can jump... or, if he's earning his own money, you can stop spending yours on things like food and clothing for him and use it to jump... Quote ...AND I have to make sure I don't jump a couple weekends before the wedding so I don't have ugly bruises. What? Is this going to be a nude wedding?? I'd have thought your S.O. would have been used to the skydiving mystery bruises by now?? Quote After looking at the poll numbers, I probably won't tell anyone until after the fact anyway. Doesn't matter. There's no time limit on a pie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 September 13, 2007 QuoteWhat? Is this going to be a nude wedding?? I'd have thought your S.O. would have been used to the skydiving mystery bruises by now?? No, but I'll definitely have a lot of exposed skin. Bruises won't look good in my photos, silly man!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #31 September 13, 2007 Quote Beer Rules are clearly written. No ambiguity there at all. LMAO!!! Oh that was a good one!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #32 September 13, 2007 Quote Quote What? Is this going to be a nude wedding?? I'd have thought your S.O. would have been used to the skydiving mystery bruises by now?? No, but I'll definitely have a lot of exposed skin. Bruises won't look good in my photos, silly man! Wedding photos? What good are they?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #33 September 13, 2007 I tell you what. I will do you a favor this week-end and pie you ahead of time. Is that ok?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #34 September 13, 2007 Quote I tell you what. I will do you a favor this week-end and pie you ahead of time. Is that ok? FOUL! You can't go pieing mama ahead of time for her 500th... but you can pie her for her 100th, 200th, 300th & 400th... remember, there is no statue of limitations on a pie... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #35 September 13, 2007 Quote I agree that you should not be pied for your 500th. I do think you should be able to register at Tiffany's for it though. So, you want to be caviared instead of pied? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #36 September 13, 2007 Quote I tell you what. I will do you a favor this week-end and pie you ahead of time. Is that ok? I'll be in Tampa watching soccer games. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #37 September 13, 2007 Quote I'll be in Tampa watching soccer games. That is okay, time is on OUR side We know where you live and workThe smartest thing you could do is show up at the DZ next weekend and lie your ass off and say you have 500 jumps and just get it over with.Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #38 September 14, 2007 well i hope it's in Jan wehen i'm there, after 5.5 years, I'd like to pie you You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #39 September 14, 2007 18 more "yes" votes and we'll have 100 folks that want to pie mama! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #40 September 14, 2007 Yeah, but the percentage is going down. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #41 September 14, 2007 .... hmmm... need to figure out a way to vote again... works for the Democrats! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #42 September 16, 2007 Quote 18 more "yes" votes and we'll have 100 folks that want to pie mama! another YES vote if she makes 500 and tries to hide it, well, there will be a bunch of skydivers at the wedding, right?that would be sooo wrongGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #43 September 16, 2007 Quoteif she makes 500 and tries to hide it, well, there will be a bunch of skydivers at the wedding, right? No, I knew better than to invite skydivers to a place where I was offering free beer and wine. It would be gone before dinner was served!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #44 September 16, 2007 Quote No, I knew better than to invite skydivers to a place where I was offering free beer and wine. Who said anything about needing to be invited? When has that ever stopped a skydiver? Like I said, go the the DZ and get it over with........or elseTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #45 September 16, 2007 Quote Quote No, I knew better than to invite skydivers to a place where I was offering free beer and wine. Who said anything about needing to be invited? When has that ever stopped a skydiver? Like I said, go the the DZ and get it over with........or else I tell you what, i will take the pies on behalf of you andrea for the price of a few jumpshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #46 September 17, 2007 I got the 100th yes vote. Does that mean I get pied, too? You're the best, Skymama! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #47 September 17, 2007 Quote I got the 100th yes vote. Does that mean I get pied, too? Hmmmm... maybe... but you could circumvent it by buying BEER for your "100th"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #48 September 17, 2007 Quote No, I knew better than to invite skydivers to a place where I was offering free beer and wine. It would be gone before dinner was served! Et All, When / Where is mama getting hitched!!!?? I hear there is going to be free beer there!!!! Everyone who crashes at least put on a clean skydiving T-shirt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #49 September 17, 2007 Quote Quote I got the 100th yes vote. Does that mean I get pied, too? Hmmmm... maybe... but you could circumvent it by buying BEER for your "100th"! That's the best idea I've heard all day!Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
