npgraphicdesign 3 #1 April 20, 2008 So what's proper protocol in terms of making your first jump, getting your license, etc? Do you bring a case of beer, or food, or..? I plan on bringing some drinks regardless next time i dive, seeing how everyone shares food/drinks/etc..but was wondering if there's any S.O.P. in terms of camaraderie amongst skydivers (for new skydivers that are starting the sport) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shermanator 4 #2 April 20, 2008 top right hand corner is a search function.. type in "beer rules" CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites npgraphicdesign 3 #3 April 20, 2008 Quote type right hand corner is a search function.. type in "beer rules" You're about as helpful as a parachute on dry land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #4 April 20, 2008 Bring a case of beer, good beer, not some Olympia Gold or crap like that. Each DZ tends to have a brand of beer that is preferred. Do the search as suggested and read up on the beer rules, it is important. Even more important is a 5th for your rigger when you have a ride.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dugout 0 #5 April 20, 2008 BEER RULES 1. An unwritten law, one as immutable and irrefutable as gravity and backed by history, states that skydivers enjoy the drinking of beer almost as much as flight itself. 2. A manifestation of this fact is the tradition of the buying by an individual skydiver a case of beer (that being twenty-four cans or bottles holding twelve or more ounces of beer, ale, or some similar such substance) for his or her fellow jumpers to celebrate the accomplishment of a particular feat or milestone in one's jump career. 3. It is generally recognized that the buying and drinking of such beer enhances that common bond shared by skydivers and contributes greatly to the body of knowledge concerning parachuting and its related activities. 4. It is a sad fact that some skydivers are ignorant of what constitutes a significant achievement (usually and henceforth referred to as a "first"). Equally sad is the fact that some unscrupulously thirsty jumpers will shamelessly try to "weasel" a case of beer out of a jumper for an inauspicious event. 5. Recognizing this, the following happenings are to be regarded as suitable occasions for buying beer. This list is not to be construed as exhaustive. 6. First jump (It is not required of students. They are simply encouraged to participate). 7. If more than one first is accomplished on a single jump, only one case of beer is required. 8. Participation is voluntary. If a skydiver chooses not to participate by buying, neither shall the skydiver enjoy the fruits of the accomplishments of others. 9. Non-drinkers may buy sodas and buyers may make up any part or whole of their purchase in soda for the enjoyment of those non-drinkers. 9. It is generally recognized that using a reserve parachute for the purpose of saving one's worthless, non-packing self from a gory death requires him to buy the saving rigger dinner or the bottle of liquor of his choice. 10. These articles are ironclad and binding. For the price of an additional six-pack, a sniveling skydiver may enlist the services of an S & TA to represent him or her in a hearing where the committee will rule against that skydiver a second time. 11. Completing the student course of instruction *First four way *First eight way *First CRW *First time in the peas *First night jump *First kiss pass *First competition *First water jump *First naked jump *First jump on your own pack job *First dead center (measured by a judge or electronic scoring pad on a three or five cm disc) *First jump on a new main or new rig (purchased, not borrowed) *Any license, award, rating, or badge *Getting your name or photo in "Parachutist" Magazine *Gross safety violations not resulting in serious injury or death *Any jump ending in "00" *First cutaway/reserve ride *First jump from an aircraft not normally used at home drop zone *First jump at a new drop zone *First demo jump *First save (you riggers thought you were getting off easy) *Vomiting in the airplane or on another skydiver *First round canopy jump (Geez, used to be the other way around) *First broken bone *First camera jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #6 April 20, 2008 Quote*First kiss pass ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #7 April 20, 2008 QuoteQuote*First kiss pass ??? Kiss in freefallDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #8 April 20, 2008 Quote Kiss in freefall Where do I sign up ? A carton of beer though, that better be one awesome kiss :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites npgraphicdesign 3 #9 April 20, 2008 Quote Quote Kiss in freefall Where do I sign up ? A carton of beer though, that better be one awesome kiss :) So if I jump out at 25,000+ feet, is there enough time to join the mile high club? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DoubleBagg 0 #10 April 20, 2008 What's "Olympia Gold"? Just once I'd like to be called "sir", without someone adding "you're inciting a riot". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #11 April 20, 2008 I bought it for my SCR ceremony 7 years ago. It was cheaper then the "beer" brand beer. You know, the white cans that simply say "beer" on them. It was $3.50 a 12-pack! The taste, though (I had my mouth open during the ceremony) made me think that I spent WAY too much money on that beer.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crotalus01 0 #12 April 20, 2008 LOL...Olympia is the only beer I ever drank (once only) that gave me a wicked hangover without so much as a buzz.... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #13 April 20, 2008 When I lived in Queenslandthe brand was XXXX Guess they couldn't spell beerWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #14 April 20, 2008 QuoteWhen I lived in Queenslandthe brand was XXXX Guess they couldn't spell beer That's what I was going to get but my AFFI's told me to buy VB. VB dropzone in QLD? Who would have thought :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #15 April 20, 2008 Yea thet seem to have changed brands since the 80s. Maybee cause VB is easier to spellWhen I was there we even had XXXX Canopies Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #16 April 20, 2008 Wow, I don't think I've seen anything more bogan in my life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #17 April 20, 2008 Well it was the early 80's at ToogoolawahI'll be back there this week for the POPs world meet. And I expect to drink XXXX (mind you I don't mind VB either) Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #18 April 20, 2008 Quote I'll be back there this week for the POPs world meet. Damn you!!! I was going to do AFF7 (yay backloops/tracking) this weekend but my CI/DZO is an old bugger and is going to piss off to Toogoolawah to jump :) I'll be out there in roughly 4 weeks (I'm optimistic) when I get my A license so I can jump out of a Caravan :) My brother lives out Kilcoy, I just don't know why the hell someone would build a dropzone out in the middle of whoop whoop. j/k, but not really :) I want to check out there jumpsuit factory, maybe they can fashion me something super elite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brettski74 0 #19 April 20, 2008 Quote I just don't know why the hell someone would build a dropzone out in the middle of whoop whoop. A lot of good dropzones are in the middle of woop woop. Big cities tend to have big airports, which cause air traffic problems. Hell - 2galahs is over 40km in a straight line from BNE and they still need to get flight level clearance from BNE air traffic control. I'd also point out that from downtown Brisbane, it's not that much longer to drive to 2galahs as it is to drive to Caboolture where you're jumping and there's a lot less traffic. The beer rules are very generously followed out there, too. What can I say, I really had a lot of fun at Toogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #20 April 20, 2008 Who is your instructor?Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darkwing 5 #21 April 20, 2008 The beer thing is over rated. Be nice, be friendly, etc. All of my best friends ever are in the skydiving world. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #22 April 20, 2008 Quote Who is your instructor? Andy, he's kept me safe and hasn't failed me yet so two thumbs-up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #23 April 21, 2008 Andy Who? If he used jump at Toogoolawah I may know him/ Whitton or Preston AKA SargeWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chubba 0 #24 April 21, 2008 Well in manifest book I'm pretty sure I've seen "A.P." written down next to my name every time I do an AFF. Bald bloke with an english accent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #25 April 21, 2008 Don't think I know him, But I will soon!! Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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shermanator 4 #2 April 20, 2008 top right hand corner is a search function.. type in "beer rules" CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #3 April 20, 2008 Quote type right hand corner is a search function.. type in "beer rules" You're about as helpful as a parachute on dry land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 April 20, 2008 Bring a case of beer, good beer, not some Olympia Gold or crap like that. Each DZ tends to have a brand of beer that is preferred. Do the search as suggested and read up on the beer rules, it is important. Even more important is a 5th for your rigger when you have a ride.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dugout 0 #5 April 20, 2008 BEER RULES 1. An unwritten law, one as immutable and irrefutable as gravity and backed by history, states that skydivers enjoy the drinking of beer almost as much as flight itself. 2. A manifestation of this fact is the tradition of the buying by an individual skydiver a case of beer (that being twenty-four cans or bottles holding twelve or more ounces of beer, ale, or some similar such substance) for his or her fellow jumpers to celebrate the accomplishment of a particular feat or milestone in one's jump career. 3. It is generally recognized that the buying and drinking of such beer enhances that common bond shared by skydivers and contributes greatly to the body of knowledge concerning parachuting and its related activities. 4. It is a sad fact that some skydivers are ignorant of what constitutes a significant achievement (usually and henceforth referred to as a "first"). Equally sad is the fact that some unscrupulously thirsty jumpers will shamelessly try to "weasel" a case of beer out of a jumper for an inauspicious event. 5. Recognizing this, the following happenings are to be regarded as suitable occasions for buying beer. This list is not to be construed as exhaustive. 6. First jump (It is not required of students. They are simply encouraged to participate). 7. If more than one first is accomplished on a single jump, only one case of beer is required. 8. Participation is voluntary. If a skydiver chooses not to participate by buying, neither shall the skydiver enjoy the fruits of the accomplishments of others. 9. Non-drinkers may buy sodas and buyers may make up any part or whole of their purchase in soda for the enjoyment of those non-drinkers. 9. It is generally recognized that using a reserve parachute for the purpose of saving one's worthless, non-packing self from a gory death requires him to buy the saving rigger dinner or the bottle of liquor of his choice. 10. These articles are ironclad and binding. For the price of an additional six-pack, a sniveling skydiver may enlist the services of an S & TA to represent him or her in a hearing where the committee will rule against that skydiver a second time. 11. Completing the student course of instruction *First four way *First eight way *First CRW *First time in the peas *First night jump *First kiss pass *First competition *First water jump *First naked jump *First jump on your own pack job *First dead center (measured by a judge or electronic scoring pad on a three or five cm disc) *First jump on a new main or new rig (purchased, not borrowed) *Any license, award, rating, or badge *Getting your name or photo in "Parachutist" Magazine *Gross safety violations not resulting in serious injury or death *Any jump ending in "00" *First cutaway/reserve ride *First jump from an aircraft not normally used at home drop zone *First jump at a new drop zone *First demo jump *First save (you riggers thought you were getting off easy) *Vomiting in the airplane or on another skydiver *First round canopy jump (Geez, used to be the other way around) *First broken bone *First camera jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #6 April 20, 2008 Quote*First kiss pass ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 April 20, 2008 QuoteQuote*First kiss pass ??? Kiss in freefallDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #8 April 20, 2008 Quote Kiss in freefall Where do I sign up ? A carton of beer though, that better be one awesome kiss :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #9 April 20, 2008 Quote Quote Kiss in freefall Where do I sign up ? A carton of beer though, that better be one awesome kiss :) So if I jump out at 25,000+ feet, is there enough time to join the mile high club? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleBagg 0 #10 April 20, 2008 What's "Olympia Gold"? Just once I'd like to be called "sir", without someone adding "you're inciting a riot". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 April 20, 2008 I bought it for my SCR ceremony 7 years ago. It was cheaper then the "beer" brand beer. You know, the white cans that simply say "beer" on them. It was $3.50 a 12-pack! The taste, though (I had my mouth open during the ceremony) made me think that I spent WAY too much money on that beer.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #12 April 20, 2008 LOL...Olympia is the only beer I ever drank (once only) that gave me a wicked hangover without so much as a buzz.... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #13 April 20, 2008 When I lived in Queenslandthe brand was XXXX Guess they couldn't spell beerWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #14 April 20, 2008 QuoteWhen I lived in Queenslandthe brand was XXXX Guess they couldn't spell beer That's what I was going to get but my AFFI's told me to buy VB. VB dropzone in QLD? Who would have thought :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #15 April 20, 2008 Yea thet seem to have changed brands since the 80s. Maybee cause VB is easier to spellWhen I was there we even had XXXX Canopies Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #16 April 20, 2008 Wow, I don't think I've seen anything more bogan in my life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #17 April 20, 2008 Well it was the early 80's at ToogoolawahI'll be back there this week for the POPs world meet. And I expect to drink XXXX (mind you I don't mind VB either) Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #18 April 20, 2008 Quote I'll be back there this week for the POPs world meet. Damn you!!! I was going to do AFF7 (yay backloops/tracking) this weekend but my CI/DZO is an old bugger and is going to piss off to Toogoolawah to jump :) I'll be out there in roughly 4 weeks (I'm optimistic) when I get my A license so I can jump out of a Caravan :) My brother lives out Kilcoy, I just don't know why the hell someone would build a dropzone out in the middle of whoop whoop. j/k, but not really :) I want to check out there jumpsuit factory, maybe they can fashion me something super elite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #19 April 20, 2008 Quote I just don't know why the hell someone would build a dropzone out in the middle of whoop whoop. A lot of good dropzones are in the middle of woop woop. Big cities tend to have big airports, which cause air traffic problems. Hell - 2galahs is over 40km in a straight line from BNE and they still need to get flight level clearance from BNE air traffic control. I'd also point out that from downtown Brisbane, it's not that much longer to drive to 2galahs as it is to drive to Caboolture where you're jumping and there's a lot less traffic. The beer rules are very generously followed out there, too. What can I say, I really had a lot of fun at Toogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #20 April 20, 2008 Who is your instructor?Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkwing 5 #21 April 20, 2008 The beer thing is over rated. Be nice, be friendly, etc. All of my best friends ever are in the skydiving world. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #22 April 20, 2008 Quote Who is your instructor? Andy, he's kept me safe and hasn't failed me yet so two thumbs-up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #23 April 21, 2008 Andy Who? If he used jump at Toogoolawah I may know him/ Whitton or Preston AKA SargeWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chubba 0 #24 April 21, 2008 Well in manifest book I'm pretty sure I've seen "A.P." written down next to my name every time I do an AFF. Bald bloke with an english accent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #25 April 21, 2008 Don't think I know him, But I will soon!! Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites