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Skydiving Dogs of War

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Britain's dogs of war

DOGS will lead the way in SAS raids after being parachuted in to spy out rebels for troops, The Sun can reveal.

Fearless German Shepherds are being trained to jump from aircraft at 25,000ft wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams.

Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, the dogs will be sent in first to seek out insurgents’ hideouts with tiny cameras fixed to their heads...
Full Story: The Sun

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After touching down behind enemy lines, the dogs would gather intelligence via CCTV cameras attached to their heads.



Great. We will have hundreds of hours of video of other dog's butts.;)
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the picture associated with it cracks me up




Are you talking about the PS job or the group picture at the bottom where they put a black circle over the dogs face as well? Someone obviously has a sense of humor:D
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Are you talking about the PS job or the group picture at the bottom where they put a black circle over the dogs face as well? Someone obviously has a sense of humor:D


I don't suppose it occured to you that it was done so the dog isn't recognized by other dogs, did it?

Not so smug anymore, eh?

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Are you talking about the PS job or the group picture at the bottom where they put a black circle over the dogs face as well? Someone obviously has a sense of humor:D


I don't suppose it occured to you that it was done so the dog isn't recognized by other dogs, did it?

Not so smug anymore, eh?


If THAT was the reason, they would have put the black circle over the dog's BUTT....sniff...sniff...sniffsniff...

Just burning a hole in the sky.....

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the picture associated with it cracks me up



Are you talking about the PS job or the group picture at the bottom where they put a black circle over the dogs face as well? Someone obviously has a sense of humor:D


I don't suppose it occured to you that it was done so the dog isn't recognized by other dogs, did it?

Not so smug anymore, eh?


If THAT was the reason, they would have put the black circle over the dog's BUTT....sniff...sniff...sniffsniff...



I'd have to agree with squarecanopy on this one.:D:P
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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Would someone please capture the Sun photo and attach it to this thread? The UK Sun is blocked by BlueCoat here...>:(

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Would someone please capture the Sun photo and attach it to this thread? The UK Sun is blocked by BlueCoat here...>:(

mh
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Here you go. It deserves to be recorded for posterity anyway.
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It must be true because just this morning, I heard a parody song about it to the tune of the Green Beret song.

"Fighting canines from the sky........"
"They look so cute under parachute"
It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
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HEEEY YOU GUYS. Don't be dissing the Brits and their doggone good idea. They will get all butt hurt and not let us copy them. America will not be able to take advantage of their visionary and astute military planning....

But I did hear that song!

Fighting canines from the sky...
Fearless friends who bark and cry
Dogs who fly and work for food
They look so cute under parachute

Bad ass hounds who know just what
When they land, they'll sniff your butt
Dogs who jump and are the best
They work and earn that green jump vest...

Chorus
Place silver wings upon their vest
Make them one of Britain's best
They'll fly and work and earn the right
To get dog bones and beef pasty pie

Just burning a hole in the sky.....

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the americans have developed a new program that uses poultry. These are special forces chickens that are trained in ninja combat. These chickens like two things: kicking ass and F@cking P@ssy. Also these chickens have been infected with syphilis so if they are captured and eaten, the enemy gets syphilis of the stomach and dies. the UN is saying this is fowl play
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down.

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