How old is Tom Dolphin?

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Won't that anorexic bastard that keeps trying to run YOUR DZ for you take offense to being demoted? Or are we calling "Oh for the love of god" the grim reaper now?

You have answered your own question! He use to weigh 210! now he weighs 165! The angel of death has been takin care of business for some time! He is just not getting the quick out or luxury of a fast demise! We old fuckers don't miss things "and" we always pay our debts!

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From a secret scroll I found at the DZ:

..... and lo, many of the static line student's kin did cheer as he landed without grace. And there were many whuffos in the field that day, and they did say, "What a fine noob we have brought! Let us praise him, though his landing was as lamb shit!"

And the noob was arrogant and boastful, though his landing was as lamb shit. And he did drag the holy pilot chute across the rough ground.

Then Tommy Dolphin did smite the wise-ass noob, saying unto him, "Behold, thy landing was as LAMB SHIT, and ye have soiled my legstraps. Go forth and be repentant, and fetch the chalice of 409, so that ye may cleanse the sacred container, lest I smite thy sorry ass once more."

So it is written.

T.I.N.S.